1 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:52,315 ''Principal's office'' 2 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,190 Enter 3 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:01,312 Excusing me please lady 4 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,474 Yes, what is it? 5 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,319 l am coming to be learning the English 6 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,396 - You're early - No, l am Ali 7 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:12,236 l beg your pardon? 8 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,396 My name is Ali. Ali Nadim 9 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,069 - l am coming to be learning the English 10 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,350 - Yes, yes! You wish to join our new class 11 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,908 - English as a Foreign Language - Yes please 12 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,190 l am hopping to be unrolled 13 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,948 Hopping to be unrolled?! 14 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,355 Like it say in your sillybus 15 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:37,515 You mean you're hoping to be enrolled That is what l say-hopping to be unrolled 16 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:43,633 l'm afraid you cannot be unrolled... enrolled until the English teacher arrives 17 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:45,917 She should be here in a few minutes 18 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:48,595 Meanwhile, perhaps you'd care to wait in the classroom 19 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,318 Just go down the corridor, turn left at the bottom and wait in room number five 20 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,236 - Understand? - No 21 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,913 l'll start again 22 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:02,238 - Go down the corridor - Down the corridor 23 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:03,309 Good 24 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,237 - Turn left - Turn left 25 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,270 Right 26 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,237 You are confusing me 27 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:13,355 - Left or right? - Left 28 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:20,511 Look! You just go down the corridor, turn left and wait in room five! Room five! 29 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,916 - l am understanding you now! Room five - Yes 30 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,268 Thank you 31 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,316 Oh dear, l am not going where l am looking 32 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,954 No, no! l wasn't looking where l was going 33 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,878 That makes the two of us! Excuse me sir 34 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,549 Enter 35 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,317 - Mrs Courtney - Miss 36 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:48,508 Oh sorry! l'm your new teacher Jeremy Brown, B.A. Oxon 37 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:50,551 - You're a man - Yes 38 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,433 This is most unsatisfactory! This won't do at all 39 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,312 l assure you my credentials are impeccable 40 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:59,274 Academically perhaps, but l'm talking about sex 41 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,551 l also assure you that my morals are perfectly respectable too 42 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,638 l'm referring to the fact that you are a man 43 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:09,309 l distinctly requested the Local Authority to send me a woman teacher 44 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,637 Especially after the unfortunate incident involving Mr. Warburton 45 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,398 - Mr. Warburton? - Yes 46 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:17,273 He was teaching English to foreign students last term 47 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,915 l'm afraid he only lasted a month, then he departed 48 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,271 - Dead? - Demented 49 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,510 Yes, the strain was too much for him 50 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,632 Typical of the male sex! No stamina 51 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,630 He seemed to be able to cope at first, but one day he just snapped 52 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,593 - lt was really quite disgusting - Really? What did he do? 53 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,430 Climbed out of the classroom window and on to the roof 54 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:43,233 Took all his clothes off and stood there stark naked 55 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,959 Singing ''l've got a lovely bunch of coconuts'' 56 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,318 How distressing! Still you musn't worry on my account 57 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,317 l'm not likely to climb out of the classroom window 58 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,509 l know you aren't 59 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,598 - Thank you for your confidence - lt's got nothing to do with confidence 60 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,908 We've had the window frames nailed down 61 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,512 How very thoughtful! Well, l would appreciate the job Mrs. Courtney 62 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:05,629 - Miss - Miss Courtney 63 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:09,275 l am qualified and l do need ajob! What with the economic situation and inflation and... 64 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,356 Alright, there's no need to whimper! 65 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,311 - You can start immediately - Thank you 66 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,271 - On a month's trial - Thank you 67 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,278 - lf you last that long - l'll do my best 68 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,314 Where will l find my students? 69 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:23,477 - Room five down the corridor and turn left - Right 70 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:27,149 l'm looking forward to meeting them! l'm sure we're all going to get along extremely well 71 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:35,630 Good evening 72 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:38,349 Good evening 73 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,355 Quiet please! 74 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,238 Silence 75 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,320 l am pleased to meet you all 76 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,395 We are also pleasing to be meeting you 77 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,917 - l am Brown - Oh, no 78 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,637 - You are committing a mistake - Mistake? 79 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:09,556 Yes, you are not brown! We are brown! You are white 80 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,591 My name is Brown! l'm your teacher 81 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:16,314 - Ah, you Proffessori - Yes 82 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,237 Silenzio 83 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:26,395 Thank you 84 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:31,478 Would you all like to sit down! Sit down! 85 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:42,514 ln fact, l'll take a note of all your names, nationalities and occupations 86 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,551 - Por favore Senor - Yes 87 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,318 Es la primera ves que vengo 88 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,512 Es esta la clase para aprender ingles? 89 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,913 Well, l haven't the faintest idea what you're saying 90 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:00,350 But l'm sure you're not trying to find the needle-work class 91 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,514 - Por favore - lt doesn't matter! Have a seat! 92 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,390 - Por favore - Sit down 93 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:08,635 Ah, si 94 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,398 - No, not there - Por favore 95 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,317 Over there 96 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,353 Right! l'll just go round the class and take your names 97 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,350 Yes, what is your name? 98 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,558 Maximillion Andrea Archimedes Papandrious 99 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:34,316 Yes, l'll just put you down as Max 100 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,153 - l take it you're Greek? - ls right! From Athens 101 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,272 - And what is yourjob? - l walk with sheeps 102 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,273 You walk with sheeps? 103 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,510 - A shepherd! You work on a farm - No, no, no! Not farm 104 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,551 - But you said you work with sheep - No, no! Sheeps. Big sheeps 105 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:03,273 - Ah, ships - Yes, Sheeps, Tonkers 106 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,153 - Tonkers! Ah, tankers - ls right 107 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,949 - l walk in office - Thank you 108 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:15,355 - And your name? - Anna Schmidt! Jairman au pair 109 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:19,590 - Ah, the usual German efficiency - Jairmans are always efficient 110 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,551 Not so 111 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:28,275 Japanes much more efficient 112 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,311 Nein, Jairmans are zer best 113 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:36,390 Japanes make much better terevision and camelas 114 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,356 Please, please, let's have no racialism 115 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,914 ln this class, all are equal 116 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:47,917 - Your name? - Giovanni Cupello! ltalian 117 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:52,910 - What do you work? - l work inna Ristorante dei Populi 118 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,429 - A waiter? - No, not a waiter. A cookada 119 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:03,959 - A cookada? - l cookada raviolo, daspaghetti, dalasagne 120 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,157 l cookada everything 121 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,952 A chef 122 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,309 Your name? 123 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,198 What is your name? 124 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:23,551 Me, Jeremy Brown! You? 125 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:34,879 Max, Anna Schmidt, Giovanni Cuppello! You? 126 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,548 Yes, yes, write your name down! Good, good 127 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:14,193 No good! l need your name in English 128 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:17,477 - No good! - No good! 129 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:36,555 Certificate of registration! Jamila Ranjha! Housewife 130 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,149 Thank you 131 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:47,309 - And your name? - l'm Ali Nadim! From Lahor 132 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,233 l am working at the moment not anywhere at all 133 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,874 - You are unemployed? - Yes please 134 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,231 Only one day a week, l am working 135 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:03,914 And what do you do then? 136 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:09,478 l am going to the unemployment exchange to be collecting my money 137 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:15,516 Cor blimey! l get more money for not be working than when l'm working 138 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:20,309 And before you discovered this secret of eternal wealth, what did you do? 139 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,556 l worked at the Taj Mahal 140 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,316 - ln Delhi? - No, Putney 141 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,272 The Taj Mahal Tandoori Restaurant 142 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,551 Very good chapatti and popadom 143 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,319 A thousand apologies for my lateness 144 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,317 The omnibus was going backwards 145 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,516 l'm sure there must be a more logical explanation 146 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:48,556 lt is the absolute truth! l was told to be talking a number 27 omnibus 147 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:52,390 And l complied, but it went in a backward direction 148 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,917 l think you meant it was going the other way 149 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,556 That is the gist of what l am saying! A thousand apologies 150 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:01,554 lt's all right! Perhaps you'd like to sit next to Ali, your countryman 151 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,636 l cannot sit there! lt is impossible 152 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,395 Why is it impossible? 153 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,238 - l am Sikh - Oh dear 154 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,911 l hope it's not contagious! Perhaps you ought ot come back when you're better? 155 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,953 l do not comprehend the gist of your conversation 156 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,229 You said you were sick 157 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:27,318 - How do you feel about Roman Catholics? - l treat them like my brothers 158 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,271 Good, go and sit next to Giovanni 159 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,549 - Barbarian - lnfidel 160 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:34,311 Gentlemen please! You are here to learn English not start a holy war 161 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:38,431 - What is your name? - Ranjeet Singh 162 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,510 - And from which country? - Punjab 163 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,509 Good, what is yourjob? 164 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:47,918 l'm a very important member of the British underground 165 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:52,359 - The underground what? - Just the underground 166 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,949 Mind the doors 167 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,159 Oh, that underground 168 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:04,236 - And your name? - Taro Nagazumi 169 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,551 My name card! Japanese 170 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:17,151 Reprensentative of Bushedo Electronics 171 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:22,355 - Vely good! Very good and finally your name - Por favore 172 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,917 - Your name, what is your name? - Por favore 173 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,315 - Nome - Ah nome, si 174 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:32,479 Juan Cervantes para Seville 175 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,914 - No need to ask what nationality you are - Por favore 176 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,917 - Spanish - Por favore 177 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:42,393 - What is yourjob? - Por favore 178 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:48,432 - Trabaje - Ah si! Tree laggers 179 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:56,908 - You lag trees? - Si, 1 Jeentonic, 2 whisky, coka tree laggers 180 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,317 - Three lagers - Si 181 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,158 - You work in a bar - Bar, si 182 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,431 - Well, Mr. Brown - Yes thank you 183 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,630 Apart from one attempted murder and a possible race riot 184 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,951 l think we're coping reasonably well 185 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:12,909 l've come to inform you about the registration fees for the students 186 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,913 lt's 5 pounds per head! 187 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,317 l'll be grateful if u would collect the money and bring it to my office in your tea break 188 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:19,589 Right, l'll do that 189 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,393 Well we have one thing to be grateful for anyway 190 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,909 Sex won't be rearing its ugly little head 191 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,514 l beg your pardon? 192 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:30,315 From past experience, it isn't race or religion that causes problems 193 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,238 lt's usually the presence of some foreign beauty 194 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,914 Jealousies, intrigues - all that sort of thing 195 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,197 Yes, well looking at my class, l dont think we'll be too bothered with anything like that 196 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:54,953 l come to learn English 'Ave l come to ze right place? 197 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,470 Enter 198 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,998 - Mrs Courtney - Miss 199 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,238 Miss! l've just brought the registration fees for the students 200 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,959 - Good! Now how many students have you? - Nine 201 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:25,312 - So there's 45 pounds in here - That depends on the rate of exchange 202 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,873 l don't quite follow you 203 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,477 Not all of them had 5 pounds in English money 204 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:34,639 So l collected 29,50 in Sterling and the rest is made up of 2000 yen, 3000 lira 205 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,357 250 pesetas, 75 drachmas, 50 francs and 12 deutchmarks 206 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:44,632 According to this morning's financial paper, that should give us a profit of 1045,5 pounds 207 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:49,996 Then l suggest you take it to the bank in the morning and convert it into English currency 208 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,235 Right, l'll do that 209 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:55,349 - By the way, how's the femme fatale? - Ah, yes! Danielle 210 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,471 At the moment, she's in the tea room with ltaly, Spain and Greece 211 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,352 Trying to establish diplomatic relations 212 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,909 - l hope she's not going to cause any bother - Oh no, l'm sure she won't 213 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,915 - Look, l am going to sitta here - No, it is me who is going to be sitting here 214 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,989 - Before you were sitting over dair - And before you were sitta over dair 215 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,230 - You takeadamick - Who, me? 216 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,634 You go back and sit where u were before 217 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,632 - No, l sit here - you not sitt here 218 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,230 - Who is gonna be stopping me? - Me 219 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:27,238 Yourself? You think you're tough! Come outside 220 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:29,955 Hokay 221 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,558 - Where are you going? - We go houtside to havada punch down 222 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,352 You mean a punch up 223 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:39,238 l'm going to - How you say - knock his bloody block off 224 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,953 We see who's bloody blocka is knockered off 225 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:47,639 - Now just a minute! What is all this about? - l tella you Mr. White 226 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:51,912 - Brown - Scusi! ls about where we sit 227 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,553 What's wrong with where you're sitting before? 228 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:58,318 Ltsa my eyes Professori! l gotta sitta nearer da front 229 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,230 Here 230 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,436 l see! And l suppose it's got nothing to do with the fact that Danielle is sitting here too 231 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:06,950 She is? 232 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,232 l never noticed 233 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,318 You see itsa my eyes! l'm a little shorta sighted 234 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,311 And also a much beega liar 235 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,238 - lt's not true Mr. Green - The name is Brown 236 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,557 You see! l'm a colour blind as well 237 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,550 And Max, l suppose you've got trouble with your eyes as well 238 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:34,309 No, no, no! My eyes are hokay! lt's my hears 239 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,635 - l am not hearing very well - That's a likely story 240 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,399 What you say? 241 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,233 l say you both go back and sit where you were sitting before now 242 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:56,312 l hope you don't think l was - How you say - too forward 243 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,998 No, no! l'm sure you weren't in any way to blame at all 244 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,555 Teacher please! 245 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,351 - Mr. Blown - Yes 246 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:13,353 Prease folgive my rateness! l apologize but l rost my way 247 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,919 Not to worry! What is your name? 248 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,318 - Chung Su Lee - Su Lee 249 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,352 - Where are you from? - Democlatic Lepublic of China 250 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:26,952 - And what is yourjob? - Secletaly! Chinese Dipromat 251 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,595 Very nice 252 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,311 Right! Where shall we put you? 253 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,910 Taro! How are relations between Japan and China? 254 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,559 Depends on political viewpoint! 255 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:53,314 Japan light wingo! China refto wingo 256 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:58,318 l see! Are you light wingo or reft wingo? Right or left? 257 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,954 l forrow teaching of Chairman Mao 258 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,510 ln that case, You'd better sit next to Jamila, the lndian lady 259 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:04,629 - Alright? - Thank you 260 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:09,511 Right, now we will start by learning a few basic English verbs 261 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:13,235 And firstly, we will take the verb 'to be' 262 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:17,319 - Ta be - To be 263 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:26,348 l am English, you are Chinese He is ltalian! She is French 264 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,239 He is barbarian 265 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,277 And you are asking for a kick up your big brown backside 266 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,960 Pay attention please 267 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,598 - l am - l am 268 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,470 - You are - You are 269 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:47,311 - He, she, or it is - He, or she or it is 270 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,475 - We are - We are 271 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,389 - You are - You are 272 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,954 - They are - They are 273 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:04,431 Now i'll go round the class and ask you each to give me a sentence using the verb to be 274 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:09,193 Taro, 'l am' 275 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:21,518 l amo very happy to be learningo English 276 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:30,350 - Good! Giovanni, 'he is' - He isada fool 277 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,511 Good but not isada! He is a fool 278 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,952 Yes he is a fool 279 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,275 Max, 'she is' 280 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:51,232 She is beautiful! She is wonderful 281 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:55,350 - She is... - Yes, yes, thank you Max! That will do 282 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,910 - Juan, 'it is' - Por favore? 283 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:06,359 - lt is - Por favore 284 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,951 lt is raining 285 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,311 lt is raining 286 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,355 lt is raining 287 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,880 - We'll skip you for the moment - Por favore? 288 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,508 lt doesn't matter! Sit down 289 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,193 Su Lee, 'it is' 290 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:38,434 lt is duty of evely citizen to overthlow lmpelial Warmongers 291 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,357 So say Chairman Mao 292 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,312 Yes, well that's his opinion! Good, good 293 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,351 Danielle, 'we are' 294 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:56,916 We are lucky to 'ave such a good 'andsome teacher 295 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:01,319 Quiet please! Thank you 296 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:06,592 Ali, 'you are' 297 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:15,237 - You are... - You are waiting for me to speak an answer 298 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,509 Well done! 299 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,353 Unfortunately, l am not understanding the question 300 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,478 l want you to give me a sentence using 'you are' 301 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,189 l am 302 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,551 No, not 'l am', 'you are'! For example you are from Pakistan 303 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:38,511 - l am from Pakistan - Yes but now use 'you are' 304 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:42,519 But l cannot say you are from Pakistan because you are not, are you? 305 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:48,912 - Repeat after me - you are English - No, l'm not! l'm from Pakistan 306 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:52,352 - What am l? - You are confusing me 307 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,356 You are stupid poof 308 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,318 - Don't you call me poof - Poof 309 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:10,397 Sit down please! Quiet! 310 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,357 There's really not much more we can do 311 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:21,395 Until you all get your text books! But what i would like you to do is some homework 312 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,556 Alright, l want you each to write an essay 313 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,276 A short story about your life here in England 314 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,351 The things you do, the things you like 315 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,316 l'll see you all on Wednesday 316 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:37,999 Ah, Mrs. Courtney 317 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,918 - Miss - Miss 318 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,238 l've just dismissed the class for tonight! 319 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,595 l think we've covered all we can for the first session 320 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,278 You look a trifle under the weather 321 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:50,313 - Job getting you down already? - No, no l'm fine! Never felt better 322 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,272 - There's just one thing though - Yes 323 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,233 That window you nailed down! The one Mr. Warburton climbed out of 324 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,270 What about it? 325 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,153 l think l ought to put a few more nails in it