1 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:49,877 - Good evening Mr. Brown - Good evening Gladys 2 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,757 You'll get me shot! They're for her ladyship 3 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:54,790 She won't miss one 4 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,993 - ls the old dragon in? - Yes the old dragon is in 5 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:01,433 - Oh, good evening - l'll tae that 6 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,429 Are we economising on biscuits, Gladys? 7 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:05,629 l'll get you some more 8 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,072 - l don't thinkk she lies me - She doesn't lie anybody 9 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:15,911 - By the way, many happy returns of the day - How did you now it was my birthday? 10 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:19,032 l saw your date of birth last wee in her ladyship's ledger 11 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,870 - Accidentally of course - Oh, of course 12 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,790 You haven't told anyone else it's my birthday, have you? 13 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:25,989 No, not a soul 14 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:28,993 Quic please! Teacher coming 15 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,913 - Good evening - Ready. Von, two, tree 16 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:42,351 Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! 17 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:51,070 Happy birthday Mr. Brown! Happy birthday to you 18 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:56,357 - Wasn't that nice? - Hadn't told a soul, eh? 19 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,358 Well l might have mentioned it to one or two people 20 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,033 Than you all for your good wishes 21 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,352 - We are wanting to show our appreciation - That's very ind of you 22 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:08,553 - And we are all buying you a little present - What? Oh, no 23 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,591 - You shouldn't have - But we already have 24 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,473 May your shadow never diminish 25 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,598 - Than you! Can l open it now? - Yes please 26 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,632 lt is somethinkg for you to be using every day 27 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:29,749 - A pen, very nice - lt is what you are calling a waterfall pen 28 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,030 - A waterfall pen? - That is correct 29 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:38,553 - Ah, you mean a fountain pen - A thousand apologies for my ignorance 30 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:40,750 Excuse me 31 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,995 - What for you buy a pen? - For the birthday 32 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,634 - l buy the pen - l am not nowing what you are buying 33 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,830 You tae your pen and change for somethinkg else 34 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,748 No, it's you who must be changing! Teacher prefer my pen 35 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:53,756 How you now? 36 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,995 Mr. Brown, my pen is much better 37 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,437 - lt write underwater - l'm sure that's very useful 38 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:02,592 My pen is writing in different colours 39 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,312 Loo, l'll tell you what l'll do! l'll tae both pens 40 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,112 After all, two pens are better than one 41 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,954 - Excuse please - Yes Taro 42 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:17,390 Three pens better than two 43 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:19,912 - You haven't? - Yeso 44 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,396 l'll tell you what! Rather than show any preference 45 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:26,069 lt might be a good idea if you all exchanged your pens for somethinkg else 46 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,353 Than you 47 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,672 - Por favore? - Yes Juan 48 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:37,358 - Felicidadas compleanos - Por favor, Pardon? 49 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,074 - Happy bornday - Birthday 50 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,111 - Si, si - Than you 51 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:46,438 - l wonder what this is - Pluma estilografica 52 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,755 - Yes what's that? - A pen 53 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,314 Oh dear! 54 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,593 - l change? - Yeah l think so... but than you 55 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,755 - Happy birthday professori - Than you Giovanni 56 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,349 For you! 57 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,233 Well at least, it's not a pen 58 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:07,070 - lt's a salami! Mucha garlic, very strong - Yes, l can smell that! Than you 59 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:12,349 - Excuse me please! Many happy returnings - Than you Ali 60 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,236 l am buying for you nothinkg at all 61 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:18,995 Oh well, never mind 62 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,028 - But l am giving you this - A card? 63 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:26,073 Oh no, inside you will be finding a gift voucher from Arrid's 64 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,639 - Harrods? - Yes please 65 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,638 You can be buying anythinkg whatsoever you are wishing 66 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,512 - Anythinkg? - Oh yes 67 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,234 From Harrods of Knightsbridge? 68 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,828 No please Arrids of Camden! 69 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:40,032 Abraham Arrids! Second hand shop! Nothinkg over a pound 70 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,473 Oh well than you Ali 71 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:46,995 Yes Jamila 72 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:52,111 - Hoppy - Happy, yes 73 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,914 - Bertday - Well done! Than you 74 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,631 Very nice 75 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:07,596 Holly 76 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,594 - Holly? - Holly 77 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,354 Holy 78 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:18,635 - Worn by Gaai - Gaai? A holy mon? 79 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,276 No Gaai! 80 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:27,475 Holy Cow 81 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,999 And now it's my turn to give you somethinkg 82 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:36,996 Yes Danielle 83 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:40,957 But first, l wish you happy birthday lie we do in France 84 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:50,389 Quiet! Quiet! 85 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,550 San you... Than you Danielle 86 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:58,432 - And l have somethinkg else very French - Than you 87 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:04,117 - Eau de toilette! Merci beaucoup - Je vous en prie 88 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,113 lt is a pleasure for me to give you somethinkg 89 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,395 Excuse me please! 90 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:13,430 What is the nature of the gift you are receiving from Danielle? 91 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,992 Eau de toilette! Toilet water! You put it on your face 92 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:23,552 Oh blimey!! You are putting water from the toilet on your face? 93 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:29,753 - No Ali, not that ind of toilet water - Jelly good 94 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:33,910 May the spillit of universal blotherhood descend upon you 95 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:37,350 - l'm sure it will - Boo to lead evely day 96 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:41,235 - l hope it's a good read - The best! Thoughts of Chairman Mao 97 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:46,110 - Very uprifting! Lifting - Personarry autoglaphed 98 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,071 - By Mao? - By me 99 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,639 - Now is me - Yes Anna 100 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:58,355 l haf made for you a grosse apfel strudel 101 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,913 - Very grosse! Dane - Bitte 102 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,314 Than you all for you generous gifts 103 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,914 But l really think we ought to get on with our lesson 104 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,912 Now, this wee we are going to loo at the vowel sounds 105 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,992 - Anybody now what a vowel sound is? - Yes please 106 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:25,551 - lt is rumbling tummy - Ali, vowel not bowel 107 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:29,708 - Sorry please - There are five vowels in the alphabet 108 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:38,236 - A, E, l, O, U - A, E, l, O, U 109 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,076 Firstly, we will tae the letter A 110 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:47,277 This can be pronounced in three different ways! lt can be Ay, A, or AH 111 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:51,071 Ay, A, or Ah 112 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,073 - Excuse me - Yes Max? 113 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:56,670 l am not understanding how can a A be a R? 114 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,955 lt isn't the letter R, but sometimes it is pronounced AR 115 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,357 Dio Gratios, what a language! 116 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:10,915 l'll give you some examples! Let us tae the word FAT 117 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:16,592 - Now that has a flat A sound! AH - AH 118 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:17,596 Good 119 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,755 But if we add an E to the end of fat 120 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,394 - What do we have? - Fatty 121 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:29,312 No Giovanni, Fate 122 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,590 Does anybody now what the word fate means? 123 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,756 - Por favore - Yes Juan 124 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,589 - Two fate - Two fate? 125 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:41,554 Si senor, one right fate, one left fate 126 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,838 No Juan, those are feet 127 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,393 Perdon 128 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:58,115 Now moving on to the E! The letter E is usually pronounced ''eh'' as in bet, set, get 129 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,638 But there are of course exceptions to the rule! 130 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:06,790 For example, FETE is also pronounced Fete 131 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:10,356 Si senor, one right fete, one left fete 132 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,389 - No, no Juan - No? 133 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:16,836 - Those are feet, l told you before - lt's alright, it's alright 134 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:21,954 Let's move on to the letter l which is usually pronounced l or lh 135 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,633 Can anybody give me an example of the lH sound? 136 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,674 How would you pronounce FlT? 137 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:36,757 - Feet - Si senor, one right feet, one left feet 138 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,032 - No Juan - No? 139 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:43,793 - lmbecile - lmbecile tu 140 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:50,071 lf you want to argue, argue in English 141 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:55,713 - Go bac to ltaly you italian spaghetti - You big spanish omellette 142 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,596 Excuse me, her ladyship wants to see you in her office 143 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,354 Than you Gladys! l'll be in in a moment 144 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,354 Maybe she's gonna give you the birthday present 145 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,436 Yes and maybe the pope is getting married 146 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,874 He is? l never read that 147 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,395 lt was ajoe 148 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:14,949 Loo l'll be as quic as l can 149 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,991 Meanwhile, if you all turn to page eighty three 150 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:20,431 And study the sentences giving examples of various vowel sounds 151 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,949 Giovanni, would you tae charge of the class while l'm away? 152 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:23,956 Sure 153 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,550 Allow me 154 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:32,956 O, l'm in charge! Who wants the vino? 155 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:36,950 Enter 156 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,872 - You wanted to see me Miss Courtney? - Yes 157 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:44,350 - l understand it's your birthday - That's correct! Another milestone 158 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:47,354 Personally, l don't believe in celebrating birthdays 159 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,957 l fail to see how the passing of years can be an occasion for rejoicing 160 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,396 No of course! You're right l suppose 161 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:58,071 Now Mr. Brown! When you commenced teaching here, l said l'd give you a month trial 162 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,034 - Yes - That month is now up 163 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,716 And l feel it's only fair to you to put an end to your worry about the future 164 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,070 That's very ind of you Miss Courtney and l assure you, you won't regret it 165 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,548 l now l won't 166 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,796 Miss Hardacre will start on Wednesday 167 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,638 - Miss Hardacre? - Yes 168 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,557 She will be taing over your class 169 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:18,357 You remember i did tell you l prefer women teachers 170 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:19,549 You mean l've got the push? 171 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,832 Let's just say we no longer require your services 172 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:26,073 l feel that Miss Hardacre will be much more suitable 173 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:30,518 Well in that case, l suggest you get Miss much suitable Hardacre to tae over tonight 174 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:31,629 Because l'm going home 175 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,115 - You can'tjust wal out lie that? - Oh yes l can 176 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,032 l won't say it's been a pleasure because it hasn't 177 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:42,351 All l can say is ''ln lndia you'd be sacred'' 178 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:08,516 10 p. 179 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,913 Oay, l stic 180 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,955 Pontoon, five card trics only 181 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,277 - What you got? - Queen of heart, Jocey of spades 182 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,116 You should not be playing the cards! You should be learning the English 183 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,634 Anna is right! You should be improving your mind 184 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:35,472 You can improve my mind anytime! How about tonight? 185 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:40,072 We have the meal, a couple of glass of wine, then bac to my place to mae love 186 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:45,354 - That is not improving the mind - No, but it's very good for the body 187 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:47,630 Teacher is coming! 188 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,956 Would you all pay attention please! l have somethinkg rather important to tell you 189 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,393 l'm afraid that Miss Courtney has terminated my engagement 190 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,830 - That is very big surprise to me - Yes it was a bit of a shoc to me as well 191 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:06,111 We are not nowing that you and Miss Courtney were engaged 192 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,109 You don't understand 193 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,549 l mean to coin a phrase l've been given the boot 194 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:16,119 Si senor, one right boot, one left boot 195 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:20,279 No Juan, can't you understand! l've been fired - l've been given the bullet 196 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,915 Santa Maria! She tried to shoot you? 197 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,917 No, l've been dismissed 198 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,359 - Dismissed? - Yes 199 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,630 - You are reaving us? - l'm afraid so 200 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,433 Mais c'est incroyable, c'est formidable enfin! 201 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,917 - Why you leave? - Miss Courtney doesn't think l'm suitable 202 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:39,555 We go spea to her 203 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,955 l'm afraid that speaing to her won't do any good at all 204 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:46,273 O.K. We twist her arms a little bit 205 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:52,513 Yes, we tell here if she not let you stay, we wor her over 206 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:57,077 You'll do nothinkg of the sort! We don't have Mafia tactics in this country 207 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,713 Vat is going to happen to us? 208 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,752 Another teacher will be taing over the class! A Miss Hardacre 209 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:07,831 - l'm already not liing her - lt's not fair! On your birthday 210 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,076 As they say in France, ''C'est la vie'' 211 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,673 Well, l've enjoyed meeting you all 212 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,349 l wish you all every success with your studies in the future 213 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,356 - Good bye Su Lee - Velly solly to roose you 214 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,634 - Jamila - Good efening 215 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,232 Anna! 216 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,311 - Max - Goodbye Mr. Brown 217 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,348 Taro! 218 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,311 - Good luco - Thano 219 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,830 - Juan - Yes amigo 220 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,915 Ranjeet 221 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,834 - l am wishing you, all you're wishing yourself - Than you 222 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,273 - Giovanni - lt's very sad 223 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,439 Please Giovanni you mustn't be upset 224 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,472 l can't help it! l'm emotional 225 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:03,835 Oh blimey, you are starting me off now you damn fool 226 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,030 Come on Ali, it's not the end of the world 227 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,913 - Goodbye - Goodbye 228 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:09,556 Danielle! 229 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:13,993 There will always be a place for you... Right here... 230 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,351 That's very ind of you 231 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:22,670 Well, goodbye everybody! Than you for your presents 232 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,875 Good luc 233 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,678 - l thought you'd gone - Just collecting my thinkgs 234 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,994 - Goodbye - Goodbye 235 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,829 Now, as you are no doubt aware Mr. Brown is no longer with us 236 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,992 lt is maing us very sad 237 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:45,513 l've telephoned your new teacher, Miss Hardacre and she will be arriving shortly 238 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,833 ln the meantime, l shall tae the class 239 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,111 Now then, let's see how you're progressing 240 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,434 You! 241 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,030 - What is this? - Pencil 242 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:02,399 - lt's not a pencil - lt is looing lie a pencil to me 243 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,834 Let's try again 244 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,633 - What's this? - A finger 245 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:13,112 - Did Mr. Brown teach you anythinkg? - Yes please 246 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,231 He is maing us wor lie the clippers 247 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,349 - Clappers - Clippers or clappers 248 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,674 We are woring very hard 249 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,109 We are all very sad he has gone 250 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,034 Quiet now! Quiet! 251 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,552 lt's really no concern of yours 252 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,755 l'm sure you'll find Miss Hardacre more than efficient 253 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:37,475 After all, a woman can do everythinkg a man can do 254 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:41,229 - Not everythinkg - l'm speaing academically 255 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:46,949 Excuse me Miss Courtney! There's a person out here who wants to see you 256 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,716 - What sort of person? - l'm not sure 257 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,833 - Miss Courtney? - Yes 258 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:54,914 Hardacre! 259 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,035 Oh, l thought they were sending me a woman 260 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,036 l am a woman 261 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,311 l do beg your pardon! lt must've been... 262 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,358 Perhaps you'd lie to come to my office to have a cup of coffee 263 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,755 No, no time for coffee! We must get started 264 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,950 Crac the whip, show them who's boss! Keep them on their toes 265 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,118 And by the loo of them, they need it 266 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,116 Beautifully put! 267 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,670 - But l think we ought to have a little chat first - Very well 268 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,312 ln the meantime, you can go on studying your boos 269 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:29,355 Don't tal! Sit still, l'll be bac immediately 270 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,514 Oh blimey, what a funny woman we are having 271 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,359 l don't think l am going to lie this new teacher 272 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:42,072 - l go home - l go home too 273 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:46,752 What is the use of going home? You cannot learn the English at home 274 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,075 - Maybe l find a way - There is no way 275 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:54,916 l'm thinking if we mae new teacher go, perhaps Mr. Brown is coming bac 276 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,511 - How we mae new teacher go? - Very easy 277 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,510 That's not good! We get the blood all over the class 278 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,270 Much better we push her out of the window 279 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,115 lt is looing lie we are being stuc with her 280 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,434 We must do somethinkg 281 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,632 - lt is duty to obey erected authorities - Not so 282 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:20,072 - Raws are made to be obeyed - Not if laws is bad law 283 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:24,830 - Principals action unjust - He's right 284 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,633 But what do we do? There's nothinkg we can do 285 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,913 - Hey, l got an idea - What idea? 286 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:35,074 - We have a strie - Yeah, let's have the strie 287 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,233 What is a strie? Does this mean we are going to be fighting? 288 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,874 No, no, no! A strie! lt's lie a big onions 289 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,870 - Vat onions? - The trade onions 290 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:51,757 Excuse please! l am thinking your strie not going to be woring 291 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:57,830 - What we are needing is to be revolting - And l'm thinking you are already revolting 292 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,277 You are asing for ic up the Khyber! 293 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,915 Hey, lets not quarrel among ourselves 294 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:09,470 - l now, why don't we have a sit out? - You mean a sit in 295 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:14,710 - Much better adopt poricy of non coopulation - Por favore? 296 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:20,358 When new teacher alives in crassloom we no co-opulate! Known as passive lesistance 297 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:30,271 For once, Japan and China in agreement! We no speao to new teacher 298 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,672 l lie it! We eep the traps shut 299 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,792 Silenzio, understand? 300 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,514 - Si, no spea - Not a word 301 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,831 - That's right - Senora, she comes 302 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:52,475 l'm your new teacher! My name is Miss Hardacre 303 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:56,873 And l've come to drum English into your respective alien heads 304 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:01,353 And you're here to learn, understand? Good 305 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,752 l'd have to tae your names 306 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,557 You, what's your name? 307 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,634 Are you deaf? 308 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,350 You, your name? 309 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,353 You, name? 310 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,315 l see 311 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,959 Well, l don't now how long you think you can eep this up 312 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,753 But l assure you, you won't mae any difference to me 313 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,553 l'm just gonna sit here until somebody speas 314 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,955 You've squashed my apple strudel! 315 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,358 l think l've got most of it off now 316 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,358 - l'll be sending the bill of course - l thought you might 317 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,118 lf you don't mind, l'll have that cup of coffee now 318 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,993 So sorry, l'm afraid l've dran it all! You'llfind the tea room down the corridor 319 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,714 Tea room! Tea room! 320 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:05,352 You surely don't expect me to queue up with all the students! Oh no, no, no 321 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,677 While l'm teaching here, l tae my coffee in your office! Blac, no sugar 322 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,515 And while l'm here, l'll just loo through your prospectus 323 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:17,033 From the little l've seen, you could do a great deal of reorganisation 324 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,437 - Who is it? - lt's me Gladys with the coffee and biscuits 325 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,676 Come in 326 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,951 - You loo a bit harrassed - l am harrassed 327 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,912 - lt's that new teacher, isn't it? - Yes 328 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,634 The foreign students haven't spoen a word since Mr. Brown left 329 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,312 As a result, Miss Hardacre is spending her time reorganizing the entire school 330 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,670 She's already reduced 2 other teachers to tears 331 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,109 And caused the caretaer to hand in his notice 332 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,792 lt's only a matter of time before she taes over my job 333 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:01,117 Why don't you get rid of her and as Mr. Brown to come bac? 334 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,071 - l can't do that - Why not? 335 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,953 Not after dismissing him! l have my pride 336 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:13,434 Mind you if he ased to come bac, l'd be only too happy to accept 337 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,273 - As to come bac? - We miss you 338 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,358 Loo, when l got your message to call here 339 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,472 - l thought it was somethinkg serious - But we are serious 340 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,469 lf you ased Miss Courtney she's gonna have you bac 341 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:30,475 No, l'm sorry! lt's out of the question! lf she wants me bac, she'll have to as me 342 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,113 Now, if that's all, l'll say goodbye 343 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,117 Mr. Brown please 344 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:40,398 - l was just seeing somebody - l was just going to loo in on your old class 345 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,388 - l was wondering - l was wondering 346 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,509 - Sorry - After you 347 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,629 No, no, no after you! 348 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,397 Well l was just wondering whether you'd consider coming bac 349 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,989 l was just going to as if there was any chance of me coming bac 350 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,953 - That's settled then - l thought you preferred women teachers 351 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:03,712 l do, but Miss Hardacre was more masculine than most men l've met 352 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:08,074 - Well, you want the job bac or don't you? - Yes 353 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,356 Good, you've got it 354 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,992 We win, we win! Mr. Brown is coming bac 355 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,953 lf you'd all sit down! We've a lot of catching up to do l'm afraid 356 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:29,355 Excuse please! Before we are doing that we are all changing your birthday pens 357 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,755 And buying you other gift from Arrods 358 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,998 - The Camden Arrods you mean? - Oh yes indeed 359 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,793 - Here you are - Than you! A wallet 360 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,634 A wallet? l've got a wallet 361 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,354 l've got a wallet too