362 00:00:52,708 --> 00:00:56,621 - Mr. Brown - Oh, hello Miss Courtney 363 00:00:56,748 --> 00:00:59,387 - Why are you creeping about? - l didn't want to disturb you 364 00:00:59,508 --> 00:01:00,577 How very considerate! 365 00:01:01,108 --> 00:01:04,862 Would you mind creeping into my office for a moment? l want a word with you 366 00:01:08,108 --> 00:01:09,177 You may sit 367 00:01:11,588 --> 00:01:13,340 Now Mr. Brown 368 00:01:13,468 --> 00:01:15,584 The other evening after everybody had gone 369 00:01:16,108 --> 00:01:20,181 - l went into the gentlemen's toilet - l'm sure it was a perfectly natural mistae 370 00:01:21,308 --> 00:01:24,937 l went because the caretaer had complained about the graffiti on the walls 371 00:01:25,748 --> 00:01:27,898 Mr. Brown, lt's just not good enough 372 00:01:28,028 --> 00:01:30,178 Oh l don't now, l thought some of it was rather witty 373 00:01:31,228 --> 00:01:32,456 lt's disgusting 374 00:01:32,948 --> 00:01:36,463 Somebody had written Enoch Powell rules O.K. 375 00:01:36,588 --> 00:01:39,227 Well with all due respect l'd hardly call that disgusting 376 00:01:39,628 --> 00:01:43,018 lt was what was written underneath that i found objectionable 377 00:01:43,148 --> 00:01:46,458 - And what was that? - Miss Courtney is cracers 378 00:01:47,468 --> 00:01:50,107 lt may not have been one of my students who was responsible 379 00:01:50,228 --> 00:01:51,422 There certainly was 380 00:01:51,548 --> 00:01:52,583 How can you be so sure? 381 00:01:52,708 --> 00:01:57,020 Who else but a foreigner would spell cracers K.R.A.K.K.E.R.S. 382 00:01:57,548 --> 00:01:58,981 l'll see it doesn t happen again 383 00:01:59,708 --> 00:02:02,620 - Just one more thinkg Mr. Brown - Yes Miss Courtney 384 00:02:02,988 --> 00:02:03,977 ln a few wees time 385 00:02:04,108 --> 00:02:06,861 Your students will be sitting for their lower Cambridge certificate 386 00:02:06,988 --> 00:02:08,501 Yes, and we're all looing forward to it 387 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,459 l'm sure they're all going to pass with flying colours 388 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:12,465 You have more faith in them than l have 389 00:02:13,028 --> 00:02:15,906 Here is a set of last years examination papers 390 00:02:16,028 --> 00:02:18,588 l suggest this evening that you set your students a moc exam 391 00:02:19,028 --> 00:02:21,940 And see how good or otherwise they are 392 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:26,901 - Closer - ls alright 393 00:02:29,948 --> 00:02:33,861 - Velly good - Don't forget to be getting my turban in 394 00:02:35,548 --> 00:02:36,947 Smilo pleaso 395 00:02:42,268 --> 00:02:47,388 - Now who wants a picture? - Yes please! One for my brother 396 00:02:48,548 --> 00:02:51,585 - Two for me - Ah so 397 00:02:53,388 --> 00:02:55,185 One for me, please 398 00:02:56,988 --> 00:02:57,977 Me too 399 00:02:59,028 --> 00:03:01,940 You too or you two? 400 00:03:02,708 --> 00:03:05,381 - One too - One 401 00:03:05,508 --> 00:03:07,260 One too for me, please 402 00:03:07,748 --> 00:03:14,904 That is, l am meaning one too as well, not one two 403 00:03:17,068 --> 00:03:21,584 l would lie also to be having one for me! And one for my mother and one for my father 404 00:03:21,708 --> 00:03:25,018 and one for my brother and one for my sister and one for my uncle and one for my aunty 405 00:03:25,388 --> 00:03:26,867 And one for his doney 406 00:03:28,348 --> 00:03:30,908 Sticies and stonies may brea my bonies 407 00:03:31,028 --> 00:03:33,940 but names will never be hurting me you clever moneky 408 00:03:34,068 --> 00:03:35,899 - Seven? - Correcto 409 00:03:37,708 --> 00:03:39,619 - Your boo Danielle - Than you Max 410 00:03:40,028 --> 00:03:40,858 lt's alright 411 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,546 - Your handbag - Just a minute 412 00:03:43,068 --> 00:03:45,457 Next time you carry the handbag 413 00:03:45,988 --> 00:03:47,501 No l think it suits you more 414 00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:51,940 Hey give me a iss 415 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:56,144 - Your handbag - Than you Giovanni 416 00:03:56,268 --> 00:03:57,462 You just missed it 417 00:03:57,588 --> 00:04:00,227 We are having our photographs taen by Taro 418 00:04:00,348 --> 00:04:04,023 Taro, l would lie very much for you to tae a photograph of me 419 00:04:04,148 --> 00:04:05,581 l'll tae your picture 420 00:04:05,708 --> 00:04:08,506 - You have not the camera - Sure l've got a camera at my home 421 00:04:09,068 --> 00:04:12,026 You come bac with me after the class and we tae lots of pictures 422 00:04:12,348 --> 00:04:14,578 Then we can see what develops 423 00:04:15,108 --> 00:04:18,020 - What do you say? - l say no 424 00:04:18,748 --> 00:04:22,457 - You want a picture in classroom? - Yes 425 00:04:23,268 --> 00:04:24,337 How about here? 426 00:04:28,988 --> 00:04:31,104 - Bellissima - Amorfo 427 00:04:32,988 --> 00:04:33,898 Higher 428 00:04:34,028 --> 00:04:34,983 Excuse please 429 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,338 No more higher you are giving me naughty thoughts 430 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:41,861 Me too! But l'm liing them very much 431 00:04:43,148 --> 00:04:46,538 - Now l tae, ready? - Ready 432 00:04:48,308 --> 00:04:49,377 No good 433 00:04:49,508 --> 00:04:52,420 No good! You must be joing! She's beautiful 434 00:04:53,068 --> 00:04:59,985 - Too close! Can get in top half or bottom - But you are not taing her bottom 435 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,265 Just tae the head and the shoulders 436 00:05:03,748 --> 00:05:06,865 - You can tae one of the legs for me after 437 00:05:11,148 --> 00:05:12,217 Very good! 438 00:05:12,348 --> 00:05:14,498 - Ready? - Ready 439 00:05:15,108 --> 00:05:15,858 Loo at the camera 440 00:05:18,108 --> 00:05:18,858 What's going on here? 441 00:05:20,068 --> 00:05:22,980 - l am having my photograph taen - Really? Very nice 442 00:05:24,068 --> 00:05:26,502 - Please can you do me a big favour? - What sort of favour? 443 00:05:26,628 --> 00:05:30,587 - l would lie a photo taen with you - l don t think we ve got time for that 444 00:05:30,988 --> 00:05:33,183 Oh please it s for my mother and father 445 00:05:33,308 --> 00:05:36,903 l have told them all about you and they d love to have your photo 446 00:05:37,028 --> 00:05:38,017 Oh very well 447 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,260 - ls that allright with you Taro? - Yeso 448 00:05:45,468 --> 00:05:47,106 - You sit here - And what about you? 449 00:05:48,468 --> 00:05:50,379 l will sit on your nee 450 00:05:52,988 --> 00:05:55,297 - Are you sure this is for your parents? - Of course 451 00:05:55,988 --> 00:05:57,944 Ready? Loo at the camera 452 00:06:04,028 --> 00:06:05,461 We were just having our photograph taen 453 00:06:05,588 --> 00:06:08,261 l wasn't aware that photography was included in the curriculum 454 00:06:08,388 --> 00:06:10,140 Yes would you all sit down please? 455 00:06:10,268 --> 00:06:14,420 - Daniella would you stand up? - But what about our photo? 456 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:15,901 We'll see about that later! Go and sit down 457 00:06:17,148 --> 00:06:18,467 lt was for her parents 458 00:06:19,028 --> 00:06:24,227 l just came to bring you the answers to last years examination papers 459 00:06:24,348 --> 00:06:25,258 Than you 460 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:32,181 - l hope i haven't got you into trouble - l'll survive 461 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:34,538 Now before we begin i'd lie all the male students 462 00:06:34,988 --> 00:06:37,024 To write the word cracers on a piece of paper 463 00:06:37,988 --> 00:06:41,025 - Cracers? - Yes, l want to find out how you spell it 464 00:06:41,588 --> 00:06:46,264 - You don t now how to spell it? - Yes i do. l want to see if you do 465 00:06:46,388 --> 00:06:47,457 Oay 466 00:06:51,588 --> 00:06:52,941 So it was you 467 00:06:53,068 --> 00:06:55,901 - Please - You wrote this on the wall of the gents toilet 468 00:06:56,028 --> 00:06:59,862 Excuse please, l am not writing anythinkg on wall of toilet 469 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:05,341 Then how do you account for the fact that you ve spelt Cracers K.R.A.K.K.E.R.S. 470 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,618 Whereas if you looed on everybody else's paper 471 00:07:07,748 --> 00:07:09,943 You will discover that they have spelt it... 472 00:07:10,068 --> 00:07:12,024 Oh well, at least you're all consistent 473 00:07:12,268 --> 00:07:15,977 ln future please no more writing on walls! Now pay attention 474 00:07:16,108 --> 00:07:19,020 ln a few wees time you will all be sitting for your examinations 475 00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:23,460 That is good! Much better to be sitting for examination than standing 476 00:07:24,268 --> 00:07:25,257 l'll rephrase that 477 00:07:25,388 --> 00:07:28,858 ln a few wees time you will all be taing your Lower Cambridge Certificate 478 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,381 And to find out how you're progressing 479 00:07:30,508 --> 00:07:32,863 We're going to have a moc exam 480 00:07:32,988 --> 00:07:34,979 That is to say an imaginary one 481 00:07:35,948 --> 00:07:39,497 During the second half of your lesson, l want to see how many you can answer 482 00:07:39,628 --> 00:07:41,983 To find out your strength and weanesses 483 00:07:42,108 --> 00:07:44,622 You can study the questions during your tea brea 484 00:07:44,748 --> 00:07:46,864 l would rather be studying the answers 485 00:07:47,348 --> 00:07:48,417 Yes l'm sure you would 486 00:07:48,548 --> 00:07:50,857 Now firstly, have you all done your homewor? 487 00:07:51,068 --> 00:07:52,626 Yes 488 00:07:52,748 --> 00:07:54,181 Good! Let's find how well you've done 489 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,980 - Juan - Por favor 490 00:07:56,708 --> 00:07:59,347 What answer did you give to question one? 491 00:07:59,468 --> 00:08:01,220 Explain what is wrong with the following sentence 492 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:03,384 ''The cows was in the field'' 493 00:08:05,628 --> 00:08:10,941 ''The cows was not in the field'' 494 00:08:14,108 --> 00:08:16,861 No Juan! That is not the correct answer! 495 00:08:17,468 --> 00:08:21,381 The cows was in another field? 496 00:08:22,588 --> 00:08:24,624 The cows were in the field 497 00:08:25,028 --> 00:08:26,097 l didn't see them 498 00:08:28,068 --> 00:08:30,104 Ranjeet! Question two 499 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:33,858 Name the three classes of gender and give an example of each 500 00:08:34,508 --> 00:08:38,547 A thousand apologies but l have answered that question with nothinkg 501 00:08:38,948 --> 00:08:40,461 You mean, you haven't answered the question? 502 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:42,943 That is the gist of what l am saying 503 00:08:43,068 --> 00:08:47,027 l am not comprehending the meaning of the word gender 504 00:08:47,148 --> 00:08:51,426 Gender is the grammatical classification of the sex of proper nouns 505 00:08:51,548 --> 00:08:54,301 But we are learning about English not about sex 506 00:08:55,028 --> 00:08:57,906 You cannot learn about sex from boos Ranjeet 507 00:08:58,028 --> 00:08:59,859 You either have it or you don't have it 508 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:04,940 - l have it! l now all about sex - Me too 509 00:09:07,028 --> 00:09:10,464 May i remind you we are not here to discuss sex 510 00:09:10,588 --> 00:09:14,137 Why not? lt's a very interesting subject 511 00:09:14,548 --> 00:09:17,426 l'm aware of that! But there is time and place for everythinkg 512 00:09:17,548 --> 00:09:20,585 You tell me the time and the place and l'll be there 513 00:09:21,948 --> 00:09:23,984 Quiet please! Can we get bac to the matter of your homewor? 514 00:09:24,108 --> 00:09:26,576 Ranjeet, the word gender refers to whether or not 515 00:09:27,028 --> 00:09:29,064 A proper noun is masculine or feminine 516 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:32,187 - Now l am understanding - And what is the other? 517 00:09:32,308 --> 00:09:34,538 - Other what? - Gender 518 00:09:34,988 --> 00:09:35,898 There are three types of gender 519 00:09:36,028 --> 00:09:38,906 One is Masculine, one is Feminine and the other is? 520 00:09:39,068 --> 00:09:40,057 Poof 521 00:09:41,108 --> 00:09:43,417 - Neuter - A thousand apologies 522 00:09:46,028 --> 00:09:47,143 Question three 523 00:09:47,268 --> 00:09:49,907 Give the feminine of the following ''lion'' 524 00:09:50,388 --> 00:09:51,298 Rioness 525 00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:54,104 - Lioness - Rioness 526 00:09:54,228 --> 00:09:56,344 - No l, l - R, R 527 00:09:57,148 --> 00:09:59,218 - You are not saying it right - Vely solly 528 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:01,942 l now! Try saying rioness 529 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,501 - Lioness! - Good 530 00:10:05,348 --> 00:10:07,862 ln future, every time you see an L pretend it's an R 531 00:10:08,548 --> 00:10:09,537 - Anna - Ja 532 00:10:10,108 --> 00:10:11,461 The feminine of Due 533 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,861 - Du- ess - Duchess 534 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:19,987 Jamila be careful! The feminine of monkey 535 00:10:20,508 --> 00:10:23,261 - Monkeyess - No 536 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,103 - No? - The feminine of monkey is monkey 537 00:10:26,228 --> 00:10:28,901 There is no difference between masculine and feminine 538 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,859 Excuse please You are mistaen 539 00:10:31,628 --> 00:10:35,257 l ve seen them at the zoo and there is very big difference 540 00:10:36,748 --> 00:10:40,946 l m taling about the word itself not their physical appearance 541 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,861 - Ali - Yes please 542 00:10:42,988 --> 00:10:43,898 Question four 543 00:10:44,468 --> 00:10:46,584 Explain what is wrong with the following sentence 544 00:10:47,028 --> 00:10:49,588 ''Waiter, l would lie some chops of por'' 545 00:10:50,308 --> 00:10:53,345 ''Waiter l would not lie some chops of por'' 546 00:10:53,468 --> 00:10:55,026 No Ali that's not right 547 00:10:55,228 --> 00:10:59,426 Yes please it is against my religion to be eating por 548 00:11:00,468 --> 00:11:03,460 The word por is immaterial! How do you feel about lamb? 549 00:11:03,588 --> 00:11:05,419 Oh blimey l lie lamb very much 550 00:11:05,548 --> 00:11:09,507 Let s suppose the question read: ''Waiter l would lie some chops of lamb'' 551 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:13,177 - What is wrong with that? - l should be asing for mint sauce 552 00:11:14,948 --> 00:11:18,099 You should as for lamb chops and not chops of lamb 553 00:11:18,228 --> 00:11:19,343 Jelly good 554 00:11:19,468 --> 00:11:23,427 Max question five! Quite a hard one this one 555 00:11:23,548 --> 00:11:27,177 Construct a sentence using the word lndisposition 556 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:28,618 Sure! 557 00:11:30,028 --> 00:11:33,145 Every Saturday l play the football 558 00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:37,898 And i am being the goaleeper! Because l lie playing in this position 559 00:11:40,148 --> 00:11:42,184 Silence! This is no laughing matter 560 00:11:42,308 --> 00:11:43,866 lf your present standard is anythinkg to go by 561 00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:46,024 You haven t a chance of passing you exams 562 00:11:46,388 --> 00:11:49,380 l suggest you tae an early tea brea! Study those questions 563 00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,499 And let's hope you show some signs of intelligence 564 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,461 Otherwise we might as well stop wasting each others time 565 00:12:02,628 --> 00:12:03,902 Hey, Max 566 00:12:06,108 --> 00:12:08,144 You now Professori, he's mad at us 567 00:12:08,508 --> 00:12:11,181 Sure, we must do good with these questions 568 00:12:11,308 --> 00:12:13,185 That's right! We must get every question right 569 00:12:13,548 --> 00:12:16,187 - How do we do that? - l got an idea 570 00:12:17,148 --> 00:12:19,025 Professori is got the answers 571 00:12:19,468 --> 00:12:22,380 - So? - So we get them from him 572 00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:27,946 - He's not gonna give them to us - He don't have to! We steal them 573 00:12:58,548 --> 00:13:00,106 - There you are dearie! - Than you 574 00:13:00,228 --> 00:13:01,297 10 p! Than you 575 00:13:02,108 --> 00:13:04,064 - Who's next? - Me please 576 00:13:04,508 --> 00:13:06,942 - Tea or coffee? - Hot water 577 00:13:08,308 --> 00:13:10,458 - Hot water? - Yes please 578 00:13:10,588 --> 00:13:12,340 l bring on my own tea bag 579 00:13:13,988 --> 00:13:17,185 - You can't do that - But l'm already doing it! 580 00:13:17,948 --> 00:13:19,984 l am starting an economy ride 581 00:13:20,108 --> 00:13:24,101 - But that tea bag's already been used - Most definitely 582 00:13:24,228 --> 00:13:27,937 l am maing three cups of tea out of one bag 583 00:13:28,348 --> 00:13:29,861 Well, l'm sorry but you can't mae your own tea 584 00:13:29,988 --> 00:13:31,057 Well, l'm sorry but you can't mae your own tea Oh blimey, 585 00:13:31,188 --> 00:13:32,257 then l am not having any at all 586 00:13:32,388 --> 00:13:33,377 Oh blimey, then l am not having any at all 587 00:13:33,748 --> 00:13:35,101 Next please 588 00:13:35,468 --> 00:13:37,618 Bueno noche my little flower! 589 00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:42,586 How beautiful you loo tonight! Just lie a madonna 590 00:13:43,468 --> 00:13:45,902 - Are you taling to me? - Si 591 00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:48,104 - No - No what? 592 00:13:48,548 --> 00:13:51,938 - Whatever it is you're after - ls nothinkg! 593 00:13:52,988 --> 00:13:55,343 Well maybe just one thinkg 594 00:13:55,948 --> 00:14:02,217 You see l am a little tall with the monkey 595 00:14:03,988 --> 00:14:08,300 - l pay you for coffee tomorrow Oh no, no monkey, no coffee 596 00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:12,342 Ranjeet! You are my friend! 597 00:14:12,468 --> 00:14:15,585 You my amigo! You lend me ten pence 598 00:14:16,028 --> 00:14:18,588 - l am only having 10 p. - lt's alright 599 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:25,226 - Senora, gracias! - Than you 600 00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:31,025 - You are taing my last 10 p. - You very good friend to me 601 00:14:32,468 --> 00:14:34,902 - Coffee please! - Ten p. 602 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:38,857 - l am not having any monkey - You are not having any coffee 603 00:14:43,268 --> 00:14:45,338 Can you be lending me 10 p? 604 00:14:46,988 --> 00:14:49,946 - Yes oay - A thousand than you 605 00:14:50,068 --> 00:14:52,866 - l am maing one condition - What is that? 606 00:14:52,988 --> 00:14:59,018 l would lie to hear you say all Muslims are nice ind and most wonderful persons 607 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:02,939 lf l am saying that, you will be lending me 10 p? 608 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:06,026 lf you are saying that l will be giving you 10 p. 609 00:15:06,988 --> 00:15:11,459 Very well! All Muslims are nice ind wonderful persons 610 00:15:11,988 --> 00:15:12,977 Jelly good! 611 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,223 - Here is only one thinkg - Yes please 612 00:15:17,348 --> 00:15:19,464 All Sihs are very big liars 613 00:15:22,468 --> 00:15:25,585 Hey everybody, listen here! lt's very important 614 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,858 - What is the matter? - lt's about the test we have 615 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:32,346 We got to do good! Otherwise, we're all in the minestrone 616 00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,939 - ln the soup - That's right! And we have the plan 617 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:39,538 - What plan? - We pinch the answers 618 00:15:39,948 --> 00:15:42,337 - That's cheating - That's right 619 00:15:42,468 --> 00:15:43,981 l do not cheat 620 00:15:44,108 --> 00:15:47,987 Perhaps the exam is not too bad! Maybe we can answer the questions OK 621 00:15:48,108 --> 00:15:51,862 - Yes - lt's not too difficult 622 00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:52,864 Let's have a loo 623 00:15:54,108 --> 00:15:58,579 Question 1: Construct sentences using the following types of clauses 624 00:15:59,028 --> 00:16:00,905 Adverbial clause of time; 625 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,861 Noun clause as object of preposition! 626 00:16:03,988 --> 00:16:06,900 And main clause coordinate with first 627 00:16:08,348 --> 00:16:11,897 - Well Anna! - How we steal the answers? 628 00:16:13,028 --> 00:16:16,338 Ah Mr. Brown, your students have been at it again 629 00:16:16,468 --> 00:16:17,947 Not more graffiti 630 00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:19,262 Not this time! Read this 631 00:16:19,948 --> 00:16:22,940 Young virile male student wishes to meet nice lady form cooery class 632 00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:25,263 For evenings of mutual pleasure! Apply, Maximillian Papandrious! 633 00:16:26,628 --> 00:16:28,266 Kindly inform Mr. Papandrious 634 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:32,222 That the notice board is for official notices and not for procuring young women 635 00:16:32,348 --> 00:16:35,101 l'm sure his intentions were quite innocent! 636 00:16:35,508 --> 00:16:37,863 Evenings of mutual pleasure? 637 00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:40,417 He probably only wanted her to whip up an omelet 638 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:45,459 - Tell him to whip up his own omelets - l'll have a word with him 639 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,498 See that you do! 640 00:16:46,948 --> 00:16:48,381 - Your coffee Miss Courtney - Than you, Gladys 641 00:16:49,748 --> 00:16:53,866 By the way, how's the moc exam coming along? 642 00:16:53,988 --> 00:16:54,943 Well we haven't started yet! 643 00:16:55,068 --> 00:16:57,104 We're going to get cracing just as soon as they've finished our tea brea 644 00:16:57,228 --> 00:16:58,946 l do hope that the results would be good 645 00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:01,502 Otherwise, we may have to think about axing the course 646 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,103 Axing the course? 647 00:17:03,228 --> 00:17:05,344 - You wouldn't do that surely - l most certainly would 648 00:17:05,988 --> 00:17:07,865 lt would be a complete waste of time and money 649 00:17:07,948 --> 00:17:11,224 To carry on and sit for an examination, they have no hope of passing 650 00:17:11,628 --> 00:17:12,947 Than you Gladys 651 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,106 Well that's it, l've had it 652 00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:21,376 - l didn't think your class were that bad - They are at the moment 653 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,897 l'm sure that when the time comes they'll come through with flying colours 654 00:17:24,028 --> 00:17:26,861 But right now, the only thinkg they're liely to get right on the test paper is their names 655 00:17:26,988 --> 00:17:28,023 And even that's doubtful! 656 00:17:28,228 --> 00:17:29,866 You'll have to help them with the answers 657 00:17:30,268 --> 00:17:33,578 - Give them the answers? - Not exactly give them to them! 658 00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:35,938 Just leave them lying around where they can see them 659 00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:38,377 - That's cheating! - Not exactly! 660 00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:41,147 lt's not as if it's a real exam 661 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,860 And you said you think they'll pass out with flying colours 662 00:17:42,988 --> 00:17:44,057 And you said you think they'll pass out with flying colours 663 00:17:44,268 --> 00:17:47,021 Be a pity if the course was cancelled! 664 00:17:47,228 --> 00:17:52,939 All because of failing a moc exam! But you now best 665 00:18:08,028 --> 00:18:10,019 Much too obvious! 666 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:20,977 - How we steal the answers? - l now! First we hit him on head 667 00:18:21,988 --> 00:18:24,218 That's no good! We mae too much mess! 668 00:18:25,028 --> 00:18:27,940 - We got to get him out of the class! - How we do that? 669 00:18:28,588 --> 00:18:31,056 l don't now! Let's all think 670 00:18:33,148 --> 00:18:34,217 Studying hard? 671 00:18:35,108 --> 00:18:38,862 - Professori, you're here! - Yes 672 00:18:38,988 --> 00:18:44,938 Sit down! Have a cup of tea! Have two cups of tea! 673 00:18:45,988 --> 00:18:46,898 We'll be bac! Max 674 00:18:47,068 --> 00:18:50,140 - Just a minute Max! l want a word with you - Yes? 675 00:18:50,268 --> 00:18:54,420 - l believe this notice is yours - Sure 676 00:18:54,548 --> 00:18:57,381 l'm afraid Miss Courtney will not allow you to have that on the notice board 677 00:18:58,068 --> 00:18:58,944 Oay 678 00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:01,980 As a point of interest, did anybody from the cooery class respond? 679 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,143 Sure! 680 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:07,147 She was beautiful we had a fantastic time! Never before l had such a time 681 00:19:07,268 --> 00:19:09,179 Really? And what did she coo for you? 682 00:19:09,308 --> 00:19:11,026 Coo? We had a taeaway! 683 00:19:12,148 --> 00:19:13,627 Come on Max! 684 00:19:13,748 --> 00:19:16,899 - Where are you going? - We go to spend two p. 685 00:19:17,028 --> 00:19:19,588 - The phrase is 'spend a penny' - Sure 686 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,984 l spend a penny! He spend a penny! That's two p. 687 00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:26,584 - You won't go in the classrom l hope! - No professori! 688 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,222 l've left the answers on my des 689 00:19:29,348 --> 00:19:33,261 And l wouldn't want you to be looing at them and copying them down 690 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:38,057 - Would we do that, Max? - No 691 00:19:46,468 --> 00:19:49,983 That would be cheating Mr. Brown, wouldn't it? 692 00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:53,017 - Hurry up! - Nearly finished! 693 00:19:54,988 --> 00:19:58,264 - Looing for somebody? - No 694 00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:01,024 ls Mr. Brown in the classroom? 695 00:20:01,508 --> 00:20:05,387 No, Mr. Brown is in tea room down the corridor and on the left 696 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,863 l am familiar with the geography of this building 697 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:11,618 - Would you mind moving? - What for? 698 00:20:11,748 --> 00:20:14,945 - l wish to enter classroom! - But Mr. Brown is in tea room 699 00:20:15,068 --> 00:20:18,219 So you've already told me but l wish to wait for him in the classroom 700 00:20:19,988 --> 00:20:21,979 Oay, Miss Courtney 701 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:26,017 You want to go into the classroom, l will open the door for you, Miss Courtney 702 00:20:27,148 --> 00:20:28,137 l'm not deaf 703 00:20:32,468 --> 00:20:38,225 Hello Mr. Cupello! All ready to be taing your exam? 704 00:20:38,748 --> 00:20:41,421 - Sure, all ready - Good! 705 00:20:42,028 --> 00:20:43,177 Ah Miss Courtney, did you want me? 706 00:20:43,548 --> 00:20:47,939 No l just thought that l would suplevise the class during the moc examinaton 707 00:20:48,068 --> 00:20:49,183 l'm sure there's no need for that! 708 00:20:49,308 --> 00:20:50,582 l'm quite capable of doing it myself 709 00:20:51,028 --> 00:20:52,381 Mr. Brown, when the students tae their real exams 710 00:20:52,508 --> 00:20:53,657 Mr. Brown, when the students tae their real exams You won't be... 711 00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:54,857 allowed to stay in the classroom, let alone supervise! 712 00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:56,103 You won't be allowed to stay in the classroom, let alone supervise! 713 00:20:56,228 --> 00:20:59,026 lt's a precaution against any attempt to cheat 714 00:20:59,148 --> 00:21:02,538 - Cheat? - Yes, it has been nown in the past 715 00:21:02,988 --> 00:21:05,946 For an over enthusiastic teacher to provide his students with the answers 716 00:21:06,068 --> 00:21:08,901 Really? How contemptable! 717 00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:13,178 Ladies and gentlemen, you have an hour to complete this paper 718 00:21:13,308 --> 00:21:15,617 Starting from now... 719 00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:17,262 - Scusi - Yes 720 00:21:17,628 --> 00:21:21,018 - Can l spend a penny please? - All right, but hurry 721 00:21:21,988 --> 00:21:25,139 You don't need to tae your exercise boo, do you? 722 00:21:25,268 --> 00:21:28,863 Maybe l think of an answer, so l write down 723 00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:41,939 - Come along Mr. Nadim - Yes please, where we go along to? 724 00:21:43,988 --> 00:21:47,981 We're not going along to anywhere! l just want you to get started on the answers 725 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,542 l will do my best 726 00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:52,264 - Excuse me please - Yes 727 00:21:53,308 --> 00:21:57,904 - Toilet please - Very well, but don't be long 728 00:22:02,508 --> 00:22:04,863 Here are the answers! l got them in my boo 729 00:22:05,068 --> 00:22:06,421 Good, l put them in my boo! 730 00:22:06,548 --> 00:22:09,938 l tell Ranjeet, then Ali, Juan and Taro! Then the girls 731 00:22:10,068 --> 00:22:13,504 Oay, we pretty smart, eh? 732 00:22:13,628 --> 00:22:15,858 Sure, we have no trouble with this exam 733 00:22:21,108 --> 00:22:22,427 l'll be vely quic! 734 00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,418 Would you lie to go to the toilet Mr. Brown? 735 00:22:34,388 --> 00:22:36,856 - No, no not at all - Everyone else is being! 736 00:22:37,308 --> 00:22:39,424 lt is probably the cold weather 737 00:22:41,988 --> 00:22:45,219 - You have five minutes left - l am finished! 738 00:22:45,348 --> 00:22:46,542 Good then l'll tae your boo! 739 00:22:47,988 --> 00:22:49,341 Has anyone else finished? 740 00:22:53,268 --> 00:22:55,418 Than you! Than you! 741 00:22:58,388 --> 00:23:01,425 l shall tae all these home with me tonight and mar them personally 742 00:23:02,068 --> 00:23:05,617 - l do hope they've done reasonably well - So do l 743 00:23:06,068 --> 00:23:07,217 Otherwise, it's the axe! 744 00:23:07,628 --> 00:23:13,942 - Oh blimey, you are chopping his head off? - Only metaphorically 745 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:18,506 - You have about 2 minutes Miss Chung - Not necessaly 746 00:23:18,988 --> 00:23:20,216 - Finished - Than you 747 00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:25,461 - Good night everybody! - Good night 748 00:23:25,588 --> 00:23:27,146 l shall see you all tomorrow 749 00:23:28,388 --> 00:23:30,902 Just a moment Miss Courtney, won't you need the answers? 750 00:23:31,028 --> 00:23:33,019 l shan't need them Mr. Brown! 751 00:23:33,268 --> 00:23:36,021 However l might as well tae them! lt might speed up the maring 752 00:23:38,148 --> 00:23:41,424 - ls somethinkg the matter? - These are the wrong answers 753 00:23:44,228 --> 00:23:46,537 These aren't the answers to last years test paper 754 00:23:47,028 --> 00:23:49,588 They're the previous years! l must have piced them up by mistae 755 00:23:50,108 --> 00:23:53,180 Last years answers must be in my filing cabinet 756 00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:59,025 Are you all right Mr. Brown? 757 00:23:59,148 --> 00:24:02,618 - You loo a little peaky - l'm fine! Never felt better 758 00:24:15,348 --> 00:24:16,417 Mr. Brown! 759 00:24:19,028 --> 00:24:20,222 Good evening Miss Courtney! 760 00:24:23,748 --> 00:24:28,344 Mr. Brown, l mared your students examination papers last night 761 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:31,141 - lt is unbelievable! - l can explain 762 00:24:31,268 --> 00:24:33,020 Everybody answered every question correctly 763 00:24:33,148 --> 00:24:35,616 You see what happened is... What did you say? 764 00:24:35,748 --> 00:24:38,182 Everybody answered every question correctly 765 00:24:38,308 --> 00:24:41,903 - l told you it was unbelievable! - lt's miraculous!