1157 00:00:57,915 --> 00:01:01,146 - Looing for someone Mr. Cervantes? - Por favor? 1158 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:02,710 Nevermind! 1159 00:01:10,555 --> 00:01:11,431 This way! 1160 00:01:13,555 --> 00:01:15,750 - Good evening Juan - Good evening 1161 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:17,467 - You only just made it? - Si, si 1162 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:22,026 - Come along then, into the classroom - ln a momenta! First l've to go some place 1163 00:01:22,155 --> 00:01:23,793 - Well, don't be too long - No, no 1164 00:01:26,595 --> 00:01:28,631 Come on! This way, this way 1165 00:01:30,075 --> 00:01:31,633 Good evening everyone 1166 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:37,753 l must warn you, l'm not in the best of humours tonight 1167 00:01:37,875 --> 00:01:39,672 ln fact, l have a serious complaint 1168 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:43,674 - Why not go to the doctor? - lt's not that sort of complaint, Danielle 1169 00:01:43,795 --> 00:01:45,467 l'm far from happy with your progress! 1170 00:01:45,595 --> 00:01:47,790 l feel as if l'm banging my head against a bric wall 1171 00:01:47,915 --> 00:01:51,464 Oh blimey! lf you're doing that, you'll be getting a headache 1172 00:01:52,595 --> 00:01:56,144 l checed your homewor last night! Franly l think you're getting worse 1173 00:01:56,275 --> 00:02:00,826 Max, the great form of address for a cardinal is not 'west wing of the cathedral' 1174 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:03,874 l didn't now he'd moved! 1175 00:02:06,115 --> 00:02:07,946 lt should have been your eminence! 1176 00:02:08,555 --> 00:02:11,023 And Danielle, the word 'conjugate' is applied to verbs 1177 00:02:11,155 --> 00:02:13,589 And has nothinkg whatsoever to do with marital relations 1178 00:02:14,595 --> 00:02:15,710 l am sorry! 1179 00:02:16,675 --> 00:02:19,872 And as for you Ranjeet, some of your answers mae no sense whatsoever 1180 00:02:19,995 --> 00:02:24,147 That is because l'm not understanding the gist of the questions 1181 00:02:24,275 --> 00:02:28,587 So l'm answering different questions that l do understand 1182 00:02:29,595 --> 00:02:32,951 - That is not the object of homewor - Thousand apologies 1183 00:02:33,515 --> 00:02:36,154 - Buena Serra - Giovanni, what time do you call this? 1184 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:39,034 Ten past seven! 1185 00:02:40,235 --> 00:02:45,025 - You're late! Haven't you got a watch? - l had a watch! lt was a beautiful watch! 1186 00:02:45,155 --> 00:02:49,592 lt was rustproof, shocproof, waterproof! Everythinkg! 1187 00:02:49,675 --> 00:02:53,463 - The only trouble it wasn't quite superproof - Superproof? 1188 00:02:53,595 --> 00:02:56,428 Yeah, last night l'm woring in the restaurant! 1189 00:02:56,555 --> 00:02:59,627 And oops, l dropped it in the soupiere 1190 00:03:02,075 --> 00:03:03,064 Quiet! 1191 00:03:03,515 --> 00:03:06,507 - Have you seen Juan? - One what? 1192 00:03:07,595 --> 00:03:10,587 - Juan Cervantes - Scusi! No 1193 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:12,586 Where the devil has he got to? 1194 00:03:14,915 --> 00:03:15,984 Perdon Senora! 1195 00:03:16,995 --> 00:03:21,511 - ls OK my friend wait here for me? - l don't now about that 1196 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:25,628 - lt's only till finish class - All right then 1197 00:03:26,235 --> 00:03:29,625 - You want a cup of tea? - He not spea the English good 1198 00:03:30,075 --> 00:03:30,985 Not lie me! 1199 00:03:33,595 --> 00:03:37,474 You wait here! No spea, no nothinkg! 1200 00:03:37,595 --> 00:03:38,914 - OK? - KO 1201 00:03:39,035 --> 00:03:42,994 - No KO, OK! - OK 1202 00:03:45,595 --> 00:03:48,109 This evening we are going to concentrate on the alphabet 1203 00:03:48,235 --> 00:03:50,465 l'm going to go round the class 1204 00:03:50,595 --> 00:03:51,823 And l want each of you to give me a word beginning... 1205 00:03:51,955 --> 00:03:53,547 with different letters of the alphabet 1206 00:03:53,675 --> 00:03:55,552 Max, we'll start with you! A or a 1207 00:03:56,755 --> 00:03:57,665 A des 1208 00:03:59,555 --> 00:04:03,025 - No Max, that's a D - Alright, Dee Des 1209 00:04:04,315 --> 00:04:08,467 Max, des doesn't begin with the letter A! l want a word beginning with A 1210 00:04:09,555 --> 00:04:12,592 - A door - Good, Adore! Well done 1211 00:04:12,675 --> 00:04:14,586 - Excuse please! - Yes Ali 1212 00:04:14,675 --> 00:04:18,827 l am not understanding why you are saying a des is not right but a door is right 1213 00:04:19,595 --> 00:04:23,474 Well you see when Max said adore, he was meaning the verb 'to adore' 1214 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:27,468 And although the sound is the same, he didn't mean a door! For example this door 1215 00:04:27,595 --> 00:04:31,588 - Am l right Max? - Sure you're right! l am meaning any door 1216 00:04:33,035 --> 00:04:35,469 At this rate, it will tae us a wee to get through the alphabet 1217 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:39,914 We'll try again Max! Please give me a word beginning with A 1218 00:04:40,035 --> 00:04:43,630 And l don't want a somethinkg! Just one word beginning with the letter A 1219 00:04:43,755 --> 00:04:44,870 think of a fruit! 1220 00:04:44,995 --> 00:04:47,463 - Apple - Apple, good! 1221 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:49,591 Danielle, B! 1222 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:51,946 - B for brave - Good 1223 00:04:52,075 --> 00:04:54,714 - B for beautiful - Than you Danielle! 1224 00:04:56,235 --> 00:04:59,193 - Anna, C - Red 1225 00:04:59,635 --> 00:05:04,151 - Red? What's that got to do with C? - Red Sea 1226 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,194 l want a word beginning with the letter C 1227 00:05:08,515 --> 00:05:10,551 - Cow - Yes well done 1228 00:05:11,595 --> 00:05:14,792 - Taro, D - Ah so 1229 00:05:17,555 --> 00:05:20,865 - Daro - Daro? Well it's Dar 1230 00:05:21,315 --> 00:05:23,590 - Dar - Yes 1231 00:05:23,835 --> 00:05:25,985 Jamila E 1232 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:29,469 - Effening - Good, excellent! Well done 1233 00:05:29,915 --> 00:05:32,793 - Giovanni F - Fic 1234 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:35,110 - Fic? - That's right 1235 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,634 There's no such word as Fic 1236 00:05:36,755 --> 00:05:40,953 Sure there is! My boss is English and he say it lots of times 1237 00:05:41,075 --> 00:05:46,866 - Fru fic and fru fin - Your boss's grammar is not very good 1238 00:05:46,995 --> 00:05:48,474 And don't you dare say the old chestnut 1239 00:05:48,555 --> 00:05:50,944 About his grammar being very good for his age 1240 00:05:51,075 --> 00:05:52,555 - l not say that - Good 1241 00:05:52,555 --> 00:05:53,749 She's dead! 1242 00:05:53,835 --> 00:05:55,063 - l not say that - Good She's dead! 1243 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:56,594 Quiet everybody! 1244 00:05:56,675 --> 00:05:58,154 There's far too much levity in this class 1245 00:05:58,555 --> 00:06:00,511 Don't forget you have your exams coming up shortly 1246 00:06:00,635 --> 00:06:02,671 Now try and tae it seriously please 1247 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:06,470 - Giovanni, a word with F - Female 1248 00:06:06,595 --> 00:06:07,994 Than you, well done 1249 00:06:08,675 --> 00:06:10,472 Su Lee, G 1250 00:06:10,595 --> 00:06:12,515 - Glate - Glate? 1251 00:06:12,515 --> 00:06:13,743 As in gleat wall of China! Built by grolious Chinese worers 1252 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:15,792 - Glate - Glate? As in gleat wall of China! Built by grolious Chinese worers 1253 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,627 Yes than you Su Lee 1254 00:06:18,915 --> 00:06:21,475 - Perdon - Ah Juan 1255 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:24,115 - We're just going through the alphabet - Por favore 1256 00:06:24,515 --> 00:06:28,747 - A, B, C, D, E - Ah si alphabeto 1257 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:31,824 A, B, C, D 1258 00:06:32,595 --> 00:06:35,473 Can you give me a word beginning with the letter H 1259 00:06:41,515 --> 00:06:42,470 Por favore 1260 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:46,469 - Palabra - Ah palabra 1261 00:06:46,675 --> 00:06:48,791 - Huly - Huly 1262 00:06:48,915 --> 00:06:55,468 - Si, H'april, May, Hune, Huly - No Juan, that's a J, July 1263 00:06:55,555 --> 00:06:58,513 - l want the letter H - Ah si Hacienda 1264 00:06:59,235 --> 00:07:00,554 - l'll accept that - Por favore 1265 00:07:00,675 --> 00:07:02,506 lt's alright, it doen't matter! Sit down 1266 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:09,551 - Ali, l - You are what? 1267 00:07:10,755 --> 00:07:13,064 A word begining with the letter l 1268 00:07:13,555 --> 00:07:15,466 - lnfidel - Are you meaning me? 1269 00:07:17,275 --> 00:07:18,913 Sit down! 1270 00:07:19,035 --> 00:07:21,026 - Ranjeet, J - Jacass 1271 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:25,587 - Are you meaning me? - Most definitely 1272 00:07:26,635 --> 00:07:28,865 l noc your damn turban off you monkey face 1273 00:07:28,995 --> 00:07:30,951 Quiet please, sit down both of you! 1274 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:34,590 - Danielle, K - K for Kindhearted 1275 00:07:34,675 --> 00:07:36,154 - Good - K for Kiss 1276 00:07:36,555 --> 00:07:40,104 l think that'll do Danielle! Than you 1277 00:07:41,675 --> 00:07:43,870 - Max, L - Elephant 1278 00:07:44,835 --> 00:07:46,826 No Max, try again 1279 00:07:48,075 --> 00:07:49,633 - Lovely - Good 1280 00:07:50,515 --> 00:07:53,746 - Anna, M - Masterrace 1281 00:07:54,635 --> 00:07:58,594 - Jamila, N - Nitting 1282 00:07:59,275 --> 00:08:00,674 No nitting begins with a K 1283 00:08:05,155 --> 00:08:10,468 - What do you nit with? - Ah... Wool 1284 00:08:12,515 --> 00:08:14,631 No, what are these? 1285 00:08:15,275 --> 00:08:16,913 - Needles - Needles, excellent 1286 00:08:17,035 --> 00:08:21,586 Well done! Giovanni, can you give me a word begining with the letter O 1287 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:23,552 - 'Orrible - No 1288 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,706 - 'Oliday - No 1289 00:08:26,555 --> 00:08:30,548 - 'Opeless - Yes you are 1290 00:08:30,675 --> 00:08:32,427 You eep dropping your aspirates 1291 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,106 l not drop nothinkg 1292 00:08:38,035 --> 00:08:40,629 An aspirate is the sound made by the letter H 1293 00:08:40,755 --> 00:08:43,872 The words you gave me all start with H, not with O 1294 00:08:43,995 --> 00:08:46,463 - Scusi - l want a word begining with O! Come on 1295 00:08:46,915 --> 00:08:49,475 - Outside - That's better 1296 00:08:49,555 --> 00:08:51,466 - Excuse me Mr. Brown - Hello Gladys 1297 00:08:51,595 --> 00:08:53,711 Miss Courtney wants to see you in the tea room 1298 00:08:53,835 --> 00:08:55,507 Right, l'll be as quic as l can! 1299 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,466 Giovanni, would you tae charge of the class while l'm away 1300 00:08:57,555 --> 00:08:58,431 Si professori 1301 00:09:00,595 --> 00:09:03,473 - l think you'd better come too Pedro - Por favor? 1302 00:09:04,035 --> 00:09:06,788 Miss Courtney has found your fishy friend 1303 00:09:06,915 --> 00:09:08,746 Are you going to answer me? 1304 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:11,745 What is your name? 1305 00:09:12,835 --> 00:09:16,794 Who are you? What are you doing here? 1306 00:09:16,915 --> 00:09:19,475 - What seems to be the problem M. Courtney - This is 1307 00:09:19,595 --> 00:09:21,472 l just came in here and found him 1308 00:09:21,555 --> 00:09:24,865 He seems to be some sort of foreigner but l can't get a word out of him 1309 00:09:24,995 --> 00:09:26,428 - ls he one of yours? - No l've never seen him before 1310 00:09:26,515 --> 00:09:28,073 before You can find out what he's doing here! 1311 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,350 - ls he one of yours? - No l've never seen him 1312 00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:30,550 You can find out what he's doing here! 1313 00:09:30,715 --> 00:09:34,469 After all you do seem to have a way with these foreign persons 1314 00:09:34,555 --> 00:09:35,431 l'll do my best 1315 00:09:35,795 --> 00:09:40,789 Hello, what's your name? Name 1316 00:09:41,675 --> 00:09:42,471 Do you spea English? 1317 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:47,107 Parlez-vous francais? Spracen de Deutsch? 1318 00:09:47,675 --> 00:09:50,473 Parliamo ltaliano? Habla Espanol? 1319 00:09:50,555 --> 00:09:52,864 Well say somethinkg even if it's only get notted! 1320 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:58,474 - Amigo - Everythinkg alright! Not worry 1321 00:09:58,595 --> 00:10:02,747 - Juan, you now this person? - Si l tell you the truth! ls my brother 1322 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:08,472 - Your brother? l don't believe you - OK, l tell you truth, ls not my brother 1323 00:10:09,595 --> 00:10:12,905 - ls good friend! We sleep together - Pardon? 1324 00:10:13,035 --> 00:10:17,153 Not in same bed, in same room 1325 00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:21,871 - Why don't you tell me the whole story? - OK l mae the clean chest 1326 00:10:21,995 --> 00:10:23,508 - Breast - Si 1327 00:10:23,635 --> 00:10:28,026 - But you must promise not to tell nobody - Let's hear what you have to say first 1328 00:10:28,155 --> 00:10:31,147 His name is Boris! ls Marinero 1329 00:10:31,275 --> 00:10:32,469 - Marinero? - Si 1330 00:10:36,515 --> 00:10:38,506 - He's a sailor - Sailor 1331 00:10:38,635 --> 00:10:41,513 - He's a sailor - Sailor Last night, he come in bar where l wor! He is rushin 1332 00:10:41,635 --> 00:10:42,863 - Rushing? - Si 1333 00:10:42,995 --> 00:10:47,432 - You mean he was in a hurry? - No, no! He's Rooshin. From Roosha 1334 00:10:49,635 --> 00:10:51,944 - A russian sailor - Si 1335 00:10:52,075 --> 00:10:52,985 We drin 1336 00:10:53,595 --> 00:10:55,187 - Voda - Si voda 1337 00:10:55,315 --> 00:10:57,670 And he as me for a mental home 1338 00:10:57,795 --> 00:11:01,151 - He ased you for what? - He say no go bac to Roosha 1339 00:11:01,275 --> 00:11:04,187 As me for a mental home, casa de loco 1340 00:11:05,595 --> 00:11:08,473 - Asylum, Political asylum - Si, si 1341 00:11:10,115 --> 00:11:13,187 - He's a defector - No, he's Rooshin 1342 00:11:14,155 --> 00:11:17,909 - You not let them tae him bac - Of course not 1343 00:11:18,035 --> 00:11:21,914 This is a free country! lf he wants to stay here, he's perfectly in liberty to do so 1344 00:11:22,275 --> 00:11:24,186 Welcome to England Comrade! 1345 00:11:48,315 --> 00:11:49,543 Silenzio! 1346 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,469 What do you want? 1347 00:11:53,195 --> 00:11:55,231 You're supposed to be studying the boos 1348 00:11:55,355 --> 00:11:58,347 - Who say so? - l say so 1349 00:11:59,795 --> 00:12:02,514 Loo professori he's put me in charge! 1350 00:12:02,635 --> 00:12:04,466 You got to do what l tell you 1351 00:12:04,595 --> 00:12:09,066 Now l am gonna as the questions and you give me the answers 1352 00:12:10,275 --> 00:12:15,269 - Ali - Yes please 1353 00:12:15,395 --> 00:12:16,669 What is a noun? 1354 00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:19,385 Oh blimey, it is very simple! 1355 00:12:19,555 --> 00:12:23,230 'Noun' is a lady who is living in a convent 1356 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,274 That's a nun! 1357 00:12:26,675 --> 00:12:32,307 Jamila, what is the plural of a thief? 1358 00:12:32,435 --> 00:12:37,145 - The plural of a thief - A thief 1359 00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:42,467 - Robbers! - No, no not robbers 1360 00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:45,628 Loo these are rubbers! 1361 00:12:48,395 --> 00:12:51,228 - One thief, two... - Thiefs 1362 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,549 That's better! 1363 00:12:53,275 --> 00:13:00,465 - Max, what's the opposite of bitter? - Lotta 1364 00:13:01,355 --> 00:13:03,744 - lt's not right - Sure it is 1365 00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:06,514 Opposite of bitter money is lotta money 1366 00:13:08,515 --> 00:13:10,471 Quiet! 1367 00:13:10,595 --> 00:13:13,792 - Silenzio - Than you Giovanni, you can sit down now 1368 00:13:14,435 --> 00:13:17,552 Juan l think it might be a good idea if Boris sat next to you 1369 00:13:19,795 --> 00:13:23,071 For your general information, Boris is from Russia 1370 00:13:23,675 --> 00:13:28,271 Much better he sit next me lather than leplesentative of capitarist phirosophy 1371 00:13:28,395 --> 00:13:32,434 Sorry to disappoint you Su Lee but Boris has decided to change horses 1372 00:13:32,915 --> 00:13:35,668 Blimey, is he a Russian cowboy? 1373 00:13:37,195 --> 00:13:39,470 No Ali l meant he's decided he prefers our 1374 00:13:39,595 --> 00:13:42,314 democratic way of life to the Russian regime 1375 00:13:42,435 --> 00:13:45,552 - He's a defector! - He's tlaitor! Better ling Lussian Embassy 1376 00:13:45,675 --> 00:13:47,825 We will do no such thinkg Su Lee! 1377 00:13:47,955 --> 00:13:49,274 Boris has made his decision and after class 1378 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,511 Miss Courtney will inform the Home Office 1379 00:13:51,635 --> 00:13:53,546 Who will then decide whether he can stay 1380 00:13:53,675 --> 00:13:56,394 - Why he wish to reave Lussia? - l haven't the faintest idea 1381 00:13:57,235 --> 00:14:00,750 - Maybe he's a spy - Yeah a double agent 1382 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:03,673 Maybe Su Lee is right! Send him bac vere he came from 1383 00:14:03,795 --> 00:14:05,308 He should be intellogated 1384 00:14:06,475 --> 00:14:10,263 Sit down everybody! Quiet, please! Sit down 1385 00:14:10,395 --> 00:14:13,467 l'm sure Boris has a perfectly good reason for wishing to remain here 1386 00:14:13,555 --> 00:14:15,466 - Boris! - Da Da 1387 00:14:15,595 --> 00:14:17,233 Would you come out here please? 1388 00:14:20,315 --> 00:14:22,465 Juan, does Boris spea any English? 1389 00:14:22,555 --> 00:14:25,513 - l teach him a little - Good 1390 00:14:25,635 --> 00:14:28,672 - Why do you want to leave Russia? - Por favore? 1391 00:14:31,395 --> 00:14:33,625 l see you spea English as well as Juan does 1392 00:14:33,755 --> 00:14:36,189 lt's alright! Why do you wish to leave Russia? 1393 00:14:37,755 --> 00:14:39,154 Come over here! 1394 00:14:44,195 --> 00:14:45,264 - Russia! - Da Da 1395 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:51,312 - England - Da Da 1396 00:14:52,315 --> 00:14:56,627 Why you leave Russia to stay in England 1397 00:15:11,235 --> 00:15:13,351 - A woman? - Da Da 1398 00:15:13,475 --> 00:15:15,591 - ls this true Juan? - Si si 1399 00:15:15,675 --> 00:15:18,826 Last night in bar, he meet beautiful girl 1400 00:15:18,955 --> 00:15:22,584 He has fallen, how you say, heels over head 1401 00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:25,352 - Head over heels - Si 1402 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:31,267 - Sit down - Da da 1403 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,432 Vive l'amour Boris 1404 00:15:34,395 --> 00:15:37,831 Well Su Lee, l'm sure even you wouldn't wish to stand in the way of true love 1405 00:15:38,235 --> 00:15:43,104 - Tlue rove should be for state not individual - Not this side of the iron curtain 1406 00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:46,466 Now where were we up to in the alphabet? Which letter have we got to? 1407 00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:47,584 - P - P 1408 00:15:47,675 --> 00:15:50,143 Suppose you give me a word begining with P 1409 00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:52,835 - Plopaganda - Propaganda 1410 00:15:52,955 --> 00:15:54,752 As used by decadent western world 1411 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:58,550 To splead ries about grolious peace roving Chinese 1412 00:15:59,235 --> 00:16:02,466 Su Lee, do you have to mae a political speech every time you answer a question? 1413 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:07,271 Yes! Chairman Mao say it is duty of those who can see 1414 00:16:07,395 --> 00:16:09,511 To guide brind to right of tluth 1415 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,103 The 8 points of attention are as follows 1416 00:16:12,235 --> 00:16:13,748 Do not damage clops 1417 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,264 Do not tae riberties with women 1418 00:16:16,395 --> 00:16:20,104 Yes Su Lee sit down, than you! That will do 1419 00:16:20,515 --> 00:16:23,746 Ali give me a word beginning with Q 1420 00:16:25,435 --> 00:16:27,505 - Q - Yes go on 1421 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,549 - Q - Yes come on 1422 00:16:31,755 --> 00:16:35,509 - Q - Ali, will you give me a word with Q 1423 00:16:35,635 --> 00:16:38,069 Blimey l am giving it to you three times already 1424 00:16:38,635 --> 00:16:42,469 Queue lie bus, stop, queue 1425 00:16:42,595 --> 00:16:45,314 l see, l'm sorry! Well done! 1426 00:16:45,435 --> 00:16:48,268 - Taro, R - Ah so 1427 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,586 - Radio - Good 1428 00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:53,745 - Ranjeet, S - Esimo 1429 00:16:55,355 --> 00:16:59,189 - No, Esimo begins with E - A thousand apologies 1430 00:17:00,195 --> 00:17:02,550 - think of word that describes you - Stupid 1431 00:17:03,675 --> 00:17:07,270 Don't you call me stupid you half witted paistani popadom 1432 00:17:07,675 --> 00:17:10,553 Don't you call me Paistani papadom, you brown chapati 1433 00:17:11,515 --> 00:17:13,745 All right, that'll do! Sit down both of you! 1434 00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:16,309 - Juan, T - Por favore? 1435 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:19,472 - T - Ah tea, si 1436 00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:26,235 No it's not time for tea brea 1437 00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:28,107 - Por favore? - Never mind, sit down 1438 00:17:30,235 --> 00:17:33,591 - Excuse me Mr. Brown - What is it this time Gladys? 1439 00:17:33,675 --> 00:17:35,745 - There's another one turned up - Another what? 1440 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:39,313 A rusky! l've just shown him into Miss Courtney's office 1441 00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:42,393 l am Captain Yvan lvanovitch! 1442 00:17:43,315 --> 00:17:44,794 - Are you? - Da 1443 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:49,228 - And you are, Mrs? - l am Miss Courtney 1444 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:54,467 - A fine womans lie you has no husband - No 1445 00:17:55,195 --> 00:17:58,631 l am understanding! You prefer to have the lovers 1446 00:17:59,195 --> 00:18:04,269 Certainly not! Now will you please get to the point 1447 00:18:04,395 --> 00:18:07,546 l have reason to believe one of my men is here 1448 00:18:07,675 --> 00:18:10,235 - Really? - Come Mrs. Courtney 1449 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:11,424 - Miss - Miss 1450 00:18:13,355 --> 00:18:14,788 We both now he's here! 1451 00:18:14,915 --> 00:18:17,554 He must come bac to the ship and return to Russia 1452 00:18:17,675 --> 00:18:19,631 That is for him to decide 1453 00:18:20,355 --> 00:18:21,265 Enter 1454 00:18:21,715 --> 00:18:23,273 You wish to see me Miss Courtney? 1455 00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:27,274 This is Captain lvan lvanovitch! Mr. Brown our English teacher 1456 00:18:27,395 --> 00:18:30,273 - How are you doing? - Very well than you 1457 00:18:30,635 --> 00:18:32,512 And may l welcome you to England! You and 1458 00:18:32,635 --> 00:18:35,103 your compatriot are perfectly safe here 1459 00:18:35,235 --> 00:18:37,703 You don't have to go bac to Russia if you don't want to 1460 00:18:38,915 --> 00:18:40,826 - Mr. Brown - Yes? 1461 00:18:41,235 --> 00:18:46,514 The Captain has no wish to stay here! He's come to tae bac the other person 1462 00:18:46,635 --> 00:18:48,751 - But you can't do that - Why not? 1463 00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:52,790 He doesn't want to go bac! He's met this girl you see and he wants to get married 1464 00:18:52,915 --> 00:18:55,827 That is impossible! We are only being here for one night 1465 00:18:55,955 --> 00:18:57,308 lt was love at first sight 1466 00:18:57,435 --> 00:19:02,270 - People do not fall in love at first sight - English people do 1467 00:19:02,395 --> 00:19:05,273 l tell you he cannot be getting an English wife 1468 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:08,546 - Why not? - Because he already has a Russian one 1469 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:13,593 - Are you saying he's already married? - Da Da, to Anastasia 1470 00:19:13,675 --> 00:19:16,587 Well, this puts an entirely different complexion on the matter 1471 00:19:16,715 --> 00:19:22,233 l'm afraid we have no alternative but to return your roving shipmate 1472 00:19:22,355 --> 00:19:24,585 - Will you see to that Mr. Brown? - Very well 1473 00:19:29,675 --> 00:19:35,113 You are a woman of great perception as well as being beautiful 1474 00:19:35,515 --> 00:19:37,107 Than you 1475 00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:41,793 You are reminding me so much of your great national figure 1476 00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:46,625 - Yes, people've said l resemble the Queen - No, not Queen 1477 00:19:47,515 --> 00:19:50,268 British Bulldog! 1478 00:19:52,675 --> 00:19:54,586 Juan, l as you the question! 1479 00:19:55,315 --> 00:19:58,830 - What is the name for a group of cows? - Por favore? 1480 00:19:59,395 --> 00:20:01,670 Hey come on! You now what l'm saying! 1481 00:20:01,795 --> 00:20:04,104 You might fool professori, you not fool me 1482 00:20:04,675 --> 00:20:08,304 - What is the name for a group of cows - l don't now 1483 00:20:08,715 --> 00:20:11,548 - A herd of cows - Por favore? 1484 00:20:11,675 --> 00:20:15,111 - A herd of cows - Sure l heard of cows 1485 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:20,145 Santa Maria, a herd of cows is a lot of cows 1486 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,586 And you spea a lot of bull 1487 00:20:24,435 --> 00:20:26,585 Than you Giovanni 1488 00:20:27,235 --> 00:20:28,554 Than goodness you're bac! 1489 00:20:28,675 --> 00:20:32,065 l tell you professori l donno how you put up with all these foreigners 1490 00:20:34,395 --> 00:20:35,350 Boris! 1491 00:20:35,475 --> 00:20:38,751 There's a friend of yours outside! 1492 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,513 He's waiting to tae you bac to the ship! 1493 00:20:40,635 --> 00:20:42,785 - Captain lvanovich - Nyet 1494 00:20:42,915 --> 00:20:47,113 Not nyet! Da da! He's told me all about Anastasia 1495 00:20:47,355 --> 00:20:49,266 Anastasia 1496 00:20:49,395 --> 00:20:53,513 For your general information, Anastasia is Boris' wife bac in Russia 1497 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,746 Old Cossac! 1498 00:21:02,315 --> 00:21:05,307 - Will you permit me Mr. Brown? - He's all yours Captain 1499 00:21:06,915 --> 00:21:11,147 Boris, Boris! You lousy cheat 1500 00:21:24,355 --> 00:21:26,471 Alright come along now! Pay attention! 1501 00:21:26,595 --> 00:21:28,233 We've had enough interruptions for one evening 1502 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,346 What letter of the alphabet were we up to? 1503 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,547 Me, T 1504 00:21:32,675 --> 00:21:35,269 - Well Juan - Tobacco 1505 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:36,794 Tobacco, good 1506 00:21:37,275 --> 00:21:40,392 - Max, U - Me 1507 00:21:40,515 --> 00:21:44,269 - No Max, the letter U - h'umbrella 1508 00:21:44,395 --> 00:21:49,515 - Yes good but it's not h'umbrella, umbrella - H'ocay 1509 00:21:50,555 --> 00:21:53,547 - Anna, V - Vent 1510 00:21:53,675 --> 00:21:58,544 - Yes good, Vent as in 'air vent' - Nein, as in l vent to vash my hands 1511 00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:04,263 No Anna! Those words begin with W! l want a word that begins with V 1512 00:22:04,395 --> 00:22:07,148 - What instrument Yehudi Menugin play? - A fiddle 1513 00:22:08,275 --> 00:22:13,303 - A violin, V - Wiolin, Ja 1514 00:22:14,555 --> 00:22:19,470 - Danielle, W - W for Warm 1515 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:21,591 - Good - W for When 1516 00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:25,348 l only wanted one word Danielle 1517 00:22:26,235 --> 00:22:29,466 - Excuse me Mr. Brown - What is this time Gladys? 1518 00:22:29,595 --> 00:22:31,347 - He's bac - Who's bac? 1519 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,227 Lvan the Terrible! 1520 00:22:34,315 --> 00:22:35,543 He wants to see you 1521 00:22:36,515 --> 00:22:37,789 Giovanni! 1522 00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:45,227 - Captain you wanted to see me? - Yes Mr. Brown, could l... 1523 00:22:56,395 --> 00:22:58,147 - Leave it to me! - Than you Mr. Brown 1524 00:23:00,515 --> 00:23:01,425 Enter 1525 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:06,505 Miss Courtney, we've got a bit of a problem! Captain lvanovich is outside 1526 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,751 Don't tell me his compatriot's escaped 1527 00:23:09,195 --> 00:23:10,833 Oh no, Boris is safely on his way bac to the ship 1528 00:23:11,315 --> 00:23:12,509 Then why has the Captain returned? 1529 00:23:12,635 --> 00:23:13,829 He wants to defect! 1530 00:23:14,235 --> 00:23:17,671 He said lie Boris he has fallen heels over head in love 1531 00:23:17,795 --> 00:23:19,831 These foreigners are impossible 1532 00:23:19,955 --> 00:23:23,504 Tell him to go away! His infatuations have nothinkg to do with us 1533 00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:28,231 l'm afraid this one has! You see he says he's fallen in love with you 1534 00:23:31,955 --> 00:23:36,107 My little English Bulldog! 1535 00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:41,390 - l am loving you Mrs. Courtney 1536 00:25:30,315 --> 00:25:32,192 Hello... hi, good evening everyone. 1537 00:25:36,315 --> 00:25:39,671 - Good evening Jivani. - lt's not good anythinkg. 1538 00:25:40,315 --> 00:25:42,192 - What's the matter? - l've got a terrible overhang. 1539 00:25:43,315 --> 00:25:46,785 - The word is hangover. Whatever it is, l've got it. 1540 00:25:46,915 --> 00:25:48,667 l had too much to drin at lunch time. 1541 00:25:48,795 --> 00:25:50,672 lt's fateful to drin at midday. 1542 00:25:51,795 --> 00:25:54,184 - Good evening, Max. - Oh please, don't spea too loud. 1543 00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:58,668 l'm thinking, you've also been looing on the wine too much. 1544 00:25:59,315 --> 00:26:02,671 That's the trouble. He's not looing, he's been drining lie me. 1545 00:26:03,315 --> 00:26:05,192 Why did you drin so much? 1546 00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:08,785 lt was the feast of my patron saint, Saint Maximilio. 1547 00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:09,904 So we had a drin. 1548 00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:12,788 Then we dran for my patron, Saint Jivani. 1549 00:26:12,915 --> 00:26:14,189 Then we had a drin for my patron. 1550 00:26:14,595 --> 00:26:16,187 - Then one for the Pope. - Arch Bishop. 1551 00:26:16,315 --> 00:26:18,192 - Leonardo Da Vinci. - Vernila Marcelli. 1552 00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:19,668 - Sophia Lauren. - And after that... 1553 00:26:20,795 --> 00:26:22,194 l remember nothinkg. 1554 00:26:22,795 --> 00:26:23,671 Me neither. 1555 00:26:24,315 --> 00:26:25,668 Better go and sit down. 1556 00:26:31,315 --> 00:26:32,668 Excuse me, please. 1557 00:26:37,315 --> 00:26:39,192 Ah... that way. 1558 00:26:39,315 --> 00:26:42,193 Danielle is late this evening. We'll carry on without her. 1559 00:26:42,595 --> 00:26:43,789 As you now, in a few wees time... 1560 00:26:43,915 --> 00:26:45,792 you'll all be taing your lower Cambridge. 1561 00:26:45,915 --> 00:26:48,190 So tonight l thought l'll give you an oral examination. 1562 00:26:48,595 --> 00:26:50,665 You are wanting to loo at our tooths? 1563 00:26:51,795 --> 00:26:53,672 l'll go around the class and am going to as you all... 1564 00:26:53,795 --> 00:26:55,194 to give me some answers. 1565 00:26:55,595 --> 00:26:57,187 l hope l get some correct ones. 1566 00:26:57,315 --> 00:26:59,192 - We are having a quiz? - Yes. 1567 00:26:59,795 --> 00:27:03,185 - Lie Mister Mind. - Master Mind. 1568 00:27:03,595 --> 00:27:04,471 Yes please. 1569 00:27:04,795 --> 00:27:08,185 That's not a bad idea. Let's mae it competitive. 1570 00:27:08,595 --> 00:27:09,789 You have a noc out competition. 1571 00:27:09,915 --> 00:27:11,633 You mean, l'll get to punch up? 1572 00:27:12,315 --> 00:27:14,192 No, only verbally. l'll go around the class... 1573 00:27:14,595 --> 00:27:16,665 and whoever fails to answer correctly, drops out. 1574 00:27:17,315 --> 00:27:19,192 Where do we start? Yes, Jamela. 1575 00:27:19,315 --> 00:27:21,192 l'll give you an easy one to start with. 1576 00:27:22,315 --> 00:27:25,193 - What is the plural of goose? - Goose? 1577 00:27:25,595 --> 00:27:29,190 - Yes. One goose, two? - Gooses. 1578 00:27:29,595 --> 00:27:30,664 She's noced out. 1579 00:27:32,315 --> 00:27:35,671 - The plural of goose is geese. - Oh yes, geese. 1580 00:27:36,315 --> 00:27:38,192 l'll come bac. Let's have another one. 1581 00:27:39,315 --> 00:27:41,192 Let me see... 1582 00:27:41,315 --> 00:27:43,670 - What is the opposite of good? - Not good. 1583 00:27:45,715 --> 00:27:48,673 l thought you would have said bad, but we'll accept that. 1584 00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:52,673 Jivani, what is an apostle? 1585 00:27:53,315 --> 00:27:54,191 That's easy. 1586 00:27:54,795 --> 00:27:57,184 Epistle is the wife of apostle. 1587 00:28:01,315 --> 00:28:02,668 - Cuts you out. - l'm wrong? 1588 00:28:03,595 --> 00:28:05,187 Epistle is a letter. 1589 00:28:06,315 --> 00:28:08,192 Max, give me another word for forward. 1590 00:28:08,595 --> 00:28:09,471 - Mcdonald. - McDonald? 1591 00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:13,670 Yes, he plays forward. 1592 00:28:14,315 --> 00:28:17,671 l didn't mean that forward. Another word for moving forward. 1593 00:28:19,315 --> 00:28:21,670 - Advance? - Advance. Yes, good, well done. 1594 00:28:22,315 --> 00:28:26,672 - Anna, another word for debun. - Debate. 1595 00:28:29,315 --> 00:28:31,192 No, it means, to ridicule. 1596 00:28:31,315 --> 00:28:33,670 Ali, correct the following sentence. 1597 00:28:34,315 --> 00:28:36,670 Last night, l'm going to the cinema. 1598 00:28:37,315 --> 00:28:39,670 Last night, l'm not going to the cinema. 1599 00:28:40,795 --> 00:28:42,194 - Wrong. - lt's not wrong. 1600 00:28:42,795 --> 00:28:45,673 Because last night, l'm not going anywhere at all. 1601 00:28:46,315 --> 00:28:48,670 You should have said, ' last night, l went to the cinema' 1602 00:28:49,315 --> 00:28:51,670 l'm telling you, l didn't went. 1603 00:28:52,315 --> 00:28:54,670 lt doesn't matter whether you did, or didn't. You're out. 1604 00:28:56,315 --> 00:28:58,192 l'm sorry l'm so late, Mr. Brown. 1605 00:28:58,595 --> 00:29:00,187 That's alright, Danielle. Were you held up by the traffic? 1606 00:29:00,315 --> 00:29:02,192 No, l was held up by a man. 1607 00:29:02,595 --> 00:29:03,789 Good heavens! You mean a mugger? 1608 00:29:03,915 --> 00:29:05,667 l don't now his name. 1609 00:29:06,795 --> 00:29:09,673 But he wors as a woodwor teacher here in the school. 1610 00:29:10,315 --> 00:29:12,192 One of the teachers here tried to rob you? 1611 00:29:12,595 --> 00:29:15,189 - No, not rob me... - Well, surely not... 1612 00:29:15,595 --> 00:29:17,665 - He was trying to chat me up. - Ahh, l see! 1613 00:29:17,795 --> 00:29:19,194 He wanted to tae me out. 1614 00:29:20,315 --> 00:29:22,192 You want, l give him a punch of five. 1615 00:29:23,795 --> 00:29:27,185 - He's bigger than you, Max. - Everybody is bigger than Max. 1616 00:29:28,315 --> 00:29:30,783 Hey! Watch what you're saying. 1617 00:29:30,915 --> 00:29:33,190 Now listen, this is school, so... 1618 00:29:33,795 --> 00:29:36,787 - Oay, come outside. - Settle down, you two. 1619 00:29:36,915 --> 00:29:38,189 Don't worry, Danielle. 1620 00:29:38,595 --> 00:29:40,665 l'm sure this woodwor teacher, whatever his name is... 1621 00:29:40,795 --> 00:29:42,194 was only trying to be friendly. 1622 00:29:42,595 --> 00:29:44,665 But he was trying to be more than friendly. 1623 00:29:44,795 --> 00:29:47,673 He would not let me pass until l agreed to have dinner with him. 1624 00:29:48,315 --> 00:29:50,192 This seems to have been rather persistent. 1625 00:29:50,315 --> 00:29:54,194 Then... eurea! What do you say? l had a brain wash. 1626 00:29:54,595 --> 00:29:56,187 - Wave. - Yes. 1627 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,786 l tell him l cannot go out with him... 1628 00:29:58,915 --> 00:30:00,667 because l'm engaged to be married. 1629 00:30:01,315 --> 00:30:02,668 Very good. Quic thinking. 1630 00:30:03,315 --> 00:30:05,192 - There's only one problem. - What was that? 1631 00:30:05,315 --> 00:30:07,670 l tell him l'm engaged to be married to you. 1632 00:30:08,315 --> 00:30:10,192 - Me? - Yes. 1633 00:30:10,795 --> 00:30:13,184 - lt was a good idea, yes. - lt was a good idea, no. 1634 00:30:13,595 --> 00:30:15,790 - Did anyone overhear you? - Only Gladys. 1635 00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:17,667 Oh great! lt's as good as putting it on the news at ten. 1636 00:30:17,795 --> 00:30:19,194 lt'll be all over the school by now. 1637 00:30:19,595 --> 00:30:23,668 You say that Mr. Brown is engaged to his French student? 1638 00:30:23,795 --> 00:30:26,673 That's right. l heard her tell Mr. Javis in the tea room. 1639 00:30:27,115 --> 00:30:29,185 This is absolutely disgraceful. 1640 00:30:29,795 --> 00:30:32,673 l thought he might have the decency to tell me first. 1641 00:30:33,315 --> 00:30:36,671 - Tell you? - Yes. lt's most inconsiderate. 1642 00:30:37,315 --> 00:30:41,194 Oh dear! l'm sorry, l didn't now. 1643 00:30:41,795 --> 00:30:44,184 - Know what? - Oh nothinkg... nothinkg. 1644 00:30:45,315 --> 00:30:47,067 l must be getting bac. 1645 00:30:51,315 --> 00:30:54,193 Gladys, did you tell anythinkg to Ms. Courtney about Danielle and me? 1646 00:30:54,595 --> 00:30:56,187 - Only in passing. - Oh great! 1647 00:30:57,315 --> 00:31:00,785 l didn't mean any harm. l had no idea she felt that way. 1648 00:31:00,915 --> 00:31:02,189 - What way? - About you. 1649 00:31:02,595 --> 00:31:05,667 - What are you taling about? - Unrequited love. 1650 00:31:07,315 --> 00:31:10,193 You and her ladyship. She fancies you. 1651 00:31:10,315 --> 00:31:13,193 - Don't be ridiculous! - lt's true. 1652 00:31:13,315 --> 00:31:16,193 She was very upset when she heard about you and Danielle. 1653 00:31:16,315 --> 00:31:18,783 Gladys, l don't now where you got this ridiculous story from. 1654 00:31:18,915 --> 00:31:20,189 You are completely mistaen. 1655 00:31:20,595 --> 00:31:22,074 No, l'm not. l heard her. 1656 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:25,192 She told you that she fancied me? 1657 00:31:25,595 --> 00:31:27,665 Not in so many words, but l new. 1658 00:31:27,795 --> 00:31:29,672 lt was written all over her face. 1659 00:31:29,795 --> 00:31:32,673 - l can't believe it. - Yes, it's not unusual though. 1660 00:31:33,795 --> 00:31:36,184 Lots of older women fall for younger men. 1661 00:31:37,315 --> 00:31:40,193 My sister ran off with a 30 year old milman. 1662 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:42,670 - Really? How old was your sister? - 65. 1663 00:31:44,315 --> 00:31:46,670 Ms. Courtney has always given me the impression she didn't lie me. 1664 00:31:47,315 --> 00:31:50,193 Oh well, women are very funny. 1665 00:31:50,795 --> 00:31:52,194 And she's at a funny age. 1666 00:31:52,595 --> 00:31:54,187 You can say that again. 1667 00:31:54,595 --> 00:31:55,664 Best of luc. 1668 00:31:57,315 --> 00:31:59,192 To think of it, you're not far off yourself. 1669 00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:03,194 Come in. 1670 00:32:03,315 --> 00:32:04,191 Ms. Courtney. 1671 00:32:04,595 --> 00:32:08,190 Well well! lf this isn't the college Casanova. 1672 00:32:08,795 --> 00:32:10,194 l've come to explain about that. 1673 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,790 Are you sure you can spare the time? 1674 00:32:12,915 --> 00:32:14,189 lt's a complete misunderstanding 1675 00:32:14,595 --> 00:32:15,994 You see, l'm not really engaged to Danielle. 1676 00:32:16,115 --> 00:32:18,675 She only said that to stop one of the teachers from pestering her. 1677 00:32:18,795 --> 00:32:20,194 - Really? - lt's perfectly true. 1678 00:32:20,595 --> 00:32:23,189 A professor of a woodwor class was trying to chat her up. 1679 00:32:23,595 --> 00:32:25,187 - Mr. Javis? - ls that his name? 1680 00:32:25,315 --> 00:32:27,192 l've never met him. She concocted the whole thinkg... 1681 00:32:27,595 --> 00:32:29,187 just to get out of an embarrassing situation. 1682 00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:31,192 - l see. - l'm terribly sorry. 1683 00:32:31,595 --> 00:32:35,793 - Especially in view of... well... - ln view of what? 1684 00:32:35,915 --> 00:32:38,190 - l'd hardly lie to mention it. - But you have mentioned it. 1685 00:32:38,595 --> 00:32:39,664 So you might as well continue. 1686 00:32:39,795 --> 00:32:41,672 lt's a perfectly natural thinkg to happen. 1687 00:32:42,315 --> 00:32:45,193 - What is? - For one person to be attracted to another... 1688 00:32:45,315 --> 00:32:46,794 despite the difference in their ages. 1689 00:32:46,915 --> 00:32:49,190 What two persons are you referring? 1690 00:32:49,595 --> 00:32:50,471 You and l. 1691 00:32:53,315 --> 00:32:55,192 - You and l? - Yes. 1692 00:32:56,315 --> 00:33:00,194 Mr. Brown, l had no idea you felt lie that about me. 1693 00:33:01,795 --> 00:33:02,671 Pardon? 1694 00:33:03,035 --> 00:33:06,186 Well, as you said yourself, it's perfectly natural. 1695 00:33:06,595 --> 00:33:07,664 Oh, you poor dear boy. 1696 00:33:08,315 --> 00:33:10,670 - You don't understand. - Oh, but l do. 1697 00:33:11,315 --> 00:33:13,783 Men have always found me rather fascinating. 1698 00:33:13,915 --> 00:33:15,792 l'm sure they have. Loo, let me explain. 1699 00:33:15,915 --> 00:33:18,668 There is no need to apologise for the way you feel. 1700 00:33:19,315 --> 00:33:22,193 - Ofcourse it's out of question... - Ms. Courtney, please... 1701 00:33:22,315 --> 00:33:24,192 Now don't start groveling. 1702 00:33:25,315 --> 00:33:28,193 - You'll get over it. - Yes, l suppose l will. 1703 00:33:28,595 --> 00:33:31,189 And now l suggest you go and quash this stupid rumor... 1704 00:33:31,595 --> 00:33:33,665 about you and your French fiancee. 1705 00:33:33,795 --> 00:33:35,592 Right, l'll do that. Than you. 1706 00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:38,670 - And Mr. Brown. - Yes, Ms. Courtney? 1707 00:33:38,795 --> 00:33:41,787 Don't worry about this bizarre little affair. 1708 00:33:41,915 --> 00:33:45,191 l shalln't tell it to anyone. Your secret is safe with me. 1709 00:33:45,795 --> 00:33:47,194 You're very ind. 1710 00:33:49,315 --> 00:33:50,191 Poor fellow. 1711 00:33:51,315 --> 00:33:53,670 - Give me a iss, come on. - Mr. Brown! 1712 00:33:54,795 --> 00:33:55,784 Danielle, why aren't you in the classroom? 1713 00:33:55,915 --> 00:33:59,669 l'm trying to tell Mr. Javis what's between us. 1714 00:34:00,315 --> 00:34:02,670 So he's Mr. Brown. 1715 00:34:03,315 --> 00:34:06,193 l'd appreciate it Mr. Javis if you stop pestering my student... 1716 00:34:06,595 --> 00:34:07,550 if you don't mind. 1717 00:34:07,675 --> 00:34:09,791 You're quite sensitive about her. Have green eyes? 1718 00:34:09,915 --> 00:34:10,904 Certainly not. 1719 00:34:11,035 --> 00:34:13,674 Come on then, as they say in this lovely lady's land. 1720 00:34:15,315 --> 00:34:16,191 Shut your garb! 1721 00:34:16,595 --> 00:34:17,789 Don't you spea to Mr. Brown lie this! 1722 00:34:17,915 --> 00:34:19,792 - He'll get aggressive. - Oh really? 1723 00:34:19,915 --> 00:34:22,190 - He's not frightened of you. - Oh, aren't you? 1724 00:34:22,595 --> 00:34:23,664 - Well, l'm not. - No, he's not! 1725 00:34:24,315 --> 00:34:26,192 And if you're not careful, he'll hit you. 1726 00:34:26,595 --> 00:34:27,789 Danielle, you can let him try. 1727 00:34:28,315 --> 00:34:31,193 Loo Javis, l'm not in... - And he's ready whenever you are. 1728 00:34:31,595 --> 00:34:35,190 Right! Tonight, after class, in the yard. 1729 00:34:35,795 --> 00:34:37,194 We'll have a punch up! 1730 00:34:53,795 --> 00:34:56,184 - Here you are, Mr. Brown. - Thans Sid. 1731 00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:01,191 A drin. 1732 00:35:02,595 --> 00:35:04,187 A drop of brandy. 1733 00:35:04,795 --> 00:35:06,672 Help you step up in the ring fight. 1734 00:35:06,795 --> 00:35:08,194 - No thans. - Please yourself. 1735 00:35:10,315 --> 00:35:12,192 l guess it's all over the school? 1736 00:35:12,595 --> 00:35:13,664 The news has got around. 1737 00:35:14,315 --> 00:35:16,192 Hey listen, l can give you a few tips. 1738 00:35:16,595 --> 00:35:19,189 - Tips? - Yeah, l used to beat them right. 1739 00:35:19,595 --> 00:35:20,914 - Fight? - You've got it. 1740 00:35:21,315 --> 00:35:22,794 l'll tell you what to do. 1741 00:35:22,915 --> 00:35:26,191 You put your hands up lie that. You stand, you start waving. 1742 00:35:27,315 --> 00:35:29,670 All of a sudden, you run, and punch! 1743 00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:33,184 - l'm sorry. - Actually, l feel rather nervous. 1744 00:35:37,315 --> 00:35:38,191 You should now. 1745 00:35:38,915 --> 00:35:41,793 You should try punching him right a couple of times. 1746 00:35:41,915 --> 00:35:44,190 lt's him punching me that's worrying me. 1747 00:35:44,595 --> 00:35:46,790 Perhaps l can tell him to forget the whole thinkg. 1748 00:35:46,915 --> 00:35:49,668 You cannot bac off now. 1749 00:35:49,795 --> 00:35:51,672 l cannot fight Mr. Javis. 1750 00:35:52,315 --> 00:35:56,672 lt's a point of honour. You cannot let Javis now you're frightened. 1751 00:35:57,315 --> 00:35:58,668 He nows already. 1752 00:35:59,315 --> 00:36:01,670 l'll see you later. Don't forget one... two. 1753 00:36:03,315 --> 00:36:05,192 - Professor - Yes Jivani? 1754 00:36:05,315 --> 00:36:06,794 - This fight... - What about it? 1755 00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:09,668 We'll show you how to win. When you get in the ring... 1756 00:36:09,795 --> 00:36:11,672 smash him in the stomach. 1757 00:36:12,315 --> 00:36:14,192 When he comes down, you nee him on the chin. 1758 00:36:14,795 --> 00:36:19,186 No. Much better, chop him on the nec. 1759 00:36:19,795 --> 00:36:23,185 No. First, you hit him in the throat... 1760 00:36:23,595 --> 00:36:24,664 and then you butt him in the stomach. 1761 00:36:26,315 --> 00:36:30,194 Stop fighting. You're here to learn English. 1762 00:36:30,795 --> 00:36:32,194 Don't forget why you're here. 1763 00:36:33,315 --> 00:36:35,192 Right. Now whom have l ased questions so far? 1764 00:36:35,795 --> 00:36:39,185 Right. Suli, give me the comparative and superlative... 1765 00:36:39,595 --> 00:36:40,664 of the following adjective. 1766 00:36:41,315 --> 00:36:44,193 - Loud. - Loud, louder, loudest. 1767 00:36:44,595 --> 00:36:45,471 Right. 1768 00:36:47,315 --> 00:36:48,191 Ranjit, complete the following proverb. 1769 00:36:49,315 --> 00:36:51,192 A bird in the hand... 1770 00:36:51,315 --> 00:36:52,668 Maes mess on your wrist. 1771 00:36:58,315 --> 00:37:00,670 A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 1772 00:37:01,315 --> 00:37:02,191 You're out. 1773 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:05,667 Danielle, explain me the meaning of the word illiterate. 1774 00:37:06,795 --> 00:37:09,184 That is someone whose parents are not married. 1775 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:12,672 No Danielle, that's illegitimate. 1776 00:37:13,315 --> 00:37:14,191 Sorry. 1777 00:37:14,795 --> 00:37:18,185 Paul. Give me the opposite of the following words. 1778 00:37:18,595 --> 00:37:19,664 - Ready? - Not ready. 1779 00:37:19,795 --> 00:37:21,672 - l haven't started. - l have started. 1780 00:37:22,315 --> 00:37:24,192 - Won. - l lost. 1781 00:37:25,315 --> 00:37:26,668 - That's enough. - That's not enough. 1782 00:37:27,795 --> 00:37:29,194 - Stop. - Go. 1783 00:37:29,595 --> 00:37:30,789 - Sit down. - Stand up. 1784 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,189 Oh! Somebody stop him, please. 1785 00:37:34,315 --> 00:37:36,670 - l do good, huh? - Yeah, good. 1786 00:37:39,315 --> 00:37:41,192 - Darryl. - Yes sir. 1787 00:37:41,595 --> 00:37:44,189 Give the following tenses of the word, 'to move'. 1788 00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:48,674 Past perfect, present perfect, past continuous. 1789 00:37:52,715 --> 00:37:54,671 - Say somethinkg, Darryl - l'm out. 1790 00:37:58,315 --> 00:37:59,668 How many left? 1791 00:38:00,315 --> 00:38:02,670 Let's see how many of you can survive another round. 1792 00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:06,193 - Jamela, count up to ten. - What? 1793 00:38:07,315 --> 00:38:09,670 Count up to ten. One, two... 1794 00:38:13,315 --> 00:38:17,194 - ln English. - One... 1795 00:38:18,315 --> 00:38:21,671 - Two... four... - Three. 1796 00:38:23,315 --> 00:38:26,671 - Six. - Four. Sorry Jamela. 1797 00:38:26,795 --> 00:38:28,194 Max. Give me another word... 1798 00:38:28,595 --> 00:38:31,667 or explain to me what is the meaning of ' sintex. 1799 00:38:32,795 --> 00:38:35,184 lt is a tax you pay when you go to the church. 1800 00:38:38,315 --> 00:38:40,192 The word means, sentence construction. 1801 00:38:41,315 --> 00:38:46,184 - Suli, spell democracy. - CHlNA. 1802 00:38:47,315 --> 00:38:51,194 lf l as you to spell dictatorship, you'll spell England. 1803 00:38:51,315 --> 00:38:52,191 Or America. 1804 00:38:53,795 --> 00:38:55,194 Paul, that leaves you. 1805 00:38:55,595 --> 00:38:57,665 lf you can answer the next question correctly... 1806 00:38:58,315 --> 00:39:00,192 you'll be the brain of the class. 1807 00:39:00,315 --> 00:39:01,668 Which doesn't say an awful lot for the rest of them. 1808 00:39:02,315 --> 00:39:03,668 - For what? - Nothinkg. 1809 00:39:05,315 --> 00:39:06,668 Here is your question. 1810 00:39:07,315 --> 00:39:10,193 What is another name for a valley between two mountains? 1811 00:39:11,315 --> 00:39:12,668 Valley between two mountains? 1812 00:39:15,795 --> 00:39:17,672 - Pass. - Correct. 1813 00:39:25,315 --> 00:39:26,191 Correct? 1814 00:39:31,315 --> 00:39:35,672 l win! l am the brain! The big brain! 1815 00:39:36,035 --> 00:39:37,184 Yeah, it comes with your big head. 1816 00:39:38,315 --> 00:39:41,193 Don't start! Please sit down. 1817 00:39:42,315 --> 00:39:44,192 - Excuse me, Mr. Brown. - Yes Ali? 1818 00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:46,192 - lt is home going time. - Not quite. 1819 00:39:46,315 --> 00:39:49,193 But you are wanting to get ready for your big fight tonight... 1820 00:39:49,595 --> 00:39:51,187 with the woodpecer teacher. 1821 00:39:51,595 --> 00:39:55,668 We want to be there in time to see you noc his teeth. 1822 00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:58,672 There's not going to be any fight. 1823 00:39:59,315 --> 00:40:00,668 - You don't mean that. - l do. 1824 00:40:01,315 --> 00:40:03,670 Then what about all the money we bet? 1825 00:40:05,795 --> 00:40:07,786 Money? You mean, you are betting on the result? 1826 00:40:07,915 --> 00:40:10,668 Sure. We all put one pound each. 1827 00:40:11,315 --> 00:40:15,194 - Ten pounds for me to win? - No, we baced the other fellow. 1828 00:40:16,315 --> 00:40:18,192 - Thans a lot. - No, l'm only joing. 1829 00:40:18,595 --> 00:40:19,664 Sure, we baced you to win. 1830 00:40:20,315 --> 00:40:22,670 - You ready then? - Really? 1831 00:40:23,315 --> 00:40:24,668 Yeah, for the fight. 1832 00:40:25,315 --> 00:40:28,671 Yes. Could l have a word with you Mr. Javis? 1833 00:40:31,315 --> 00:40:34,193 - Well. - We are reasonable men. 1834 00:40:34,595 --> 00:40:35,471 l'm not. 1835 00:40:36,715 --> 00:40:38,671 l'm sure we can settle this amicably. 1836 00:40:39,315 --> 00:40:41,192 No, we cannot. 1837 00:40:42,315 --> 00:40:44,670 Ah! Just the two persons l wanted to see. 1838 00:40:45,315 --> 00:40:46,668 What's all this l hear about a fight? 1839 00:40:47,315 --> 00:40:50,785 Just a private matter between Mr. Brown and myself. 1840 00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:53,668 Nonsense! lt's common nowledge throughout the whole school. 1841 00:40:54,315 --> 00:40:56,192 Now step into my office, shut the door behind you... 1842 00:40:56,595 --> 00:40:58,187 and tae heed for l shall not tell you again. 1843 00:40:58,795 --> 00:41:03,186 l will not have members of my staff brawling in public. 1844 00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:05,187 - l absolutely forbid it. - You do? 1845 00:41:05,315 --> 00:41:07,783 - Most definitely. - Good. l mean, what a pity. 1846 00:41:07,915 --> 00:41:09,189 l was quite looing forward to it. 1847 00:41:09,315 --> 00:41:10,987 That's not the impression l got. 1848 00:41:11,115 --> 00:41:14,187 You mean you were actually looing forward to this fight? 1849 00:41:14,595 --> 00:41:16,665 Oh yes. There was a point of honour at stae. 1850 00:41:17,315 --> 00:41:19,670 - What point of honour? - This person insulted Danielle. 1851 00:41:20,315 --> 00:41:21,668 He forced his attentions on her. 1852 00:41:22,315 --> 00:41:27,787 l see! Male chauvinism, Mr. Javis? 1853 00:41:27,915 --> 00:41:29,667 Why not? Women lie to be dominated. 1854 00:41:29,795 --> 00:41:30,671 Nonsense! 1855 00:41:30,795 --> 00:41:35,186 Come now, Ms. Courtney, man by nature is the hunter. 1856 00:41:35,595 --> 00:41:38,189 This puts an entirely different complexion on the matter. 1857 00:41:38,595 --> 00:41:40,074 - lt does? - Yes. 1858 00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:42,671 Much as l abhor fighting... 1859 00:41:43,315 --> 00:41:46,671 l see under the circumstances your motives were justified. 1860 00:41:48,315 --> 00:41:51,193 So, we can have a little punch up in the eye. 1861 00:41:51,795 --> 00:41:54,184 - Certainly not. - Than God. 1862 00:41:54,315 --> 00:41:57,671 We will settle this in a much more civilized and sporting manner. 1863 00:41:58,315 --> 00:42:00,192 l quite agree. How about a game of chess? 1864 00:42:02,315 --> 00:42:05,193 The school has a perfectly good gymnasium. 1865 00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:08,783 lf you must noc each other about, l suggest you do it there. 1866 00:42:08,915 --> 00:42:11,190 Tomorrow night, after class. 1867 00:42:17,315 --> 00:42:20,193 - Where is Mr. Brown? - He's just putting his gloves on. 1868 00:42:20,795 --> 00:42:21,671 Here he comes. 1869 00:42:31,795 --> 00:42:34,184 Sit down, please. l have somethinkg for you. 1870 00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:35,550 What's that? 1871 00:42:35,675 --> 00:42:38,792 Put this in your gloves, and he'll fall flat. 1872 00:42:38,915 --> 00:42:40,189 But it will brea my wrist too. No, than you. 1873 00:42:44,315 --> 00:42:46,192 No Darryl, you do that after each round. 1874 00:42:51,315 --> 00:42:54,671 Alright... quiet please! 1875 00:42:55,195 --> 00:42:58,665 Ladies and gentlemen, this is a three round contest. 1876 00:42:58,795 --> 00:43:00,786 Three minutes each round. 1877 00:43:00,915 --> 00:43:04,669 On my right, from the woodwor department, Mr. Javis. 1878 00:43:09,315 --> 00:43:13,672 And on my left, from the language department, Mr. Brown. 1879 00:43:21,315 --> 00:43:23,670 Now listen, l want a good clean fight, remember this. 1880 00:43:23,795 --> 00:43:26,787 l want no scratching, poaching, grouching, hitting below the belt. 1881 00:43:26,915 --> 00:43:28,667 Shae hands now. Come bac fighting. 1882 00:43:32,315 --> 00:43:33,191 Second round. 1883 00:43:38,315 --> 00:43:39,668 Come on, Mr. Brown. 1884 00:43:53,795 --> 00:43:55,672 - Stool? - No, it's not over yet. 1885 00:43:59,795 --> 00:44:02,184 This is a fight, not a dance. 1886 00:44:28,315 --> 00:44:31,193 You've ased for it! 1887 00:44:33,315 --> 00:44:35,192 One, two... one, two. 1888 00:44:40,315 --> 00:44:46,185 One, two, three, four, five... 1889 00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:53,668 Go bac to your corner. 1890 00:44:58,315 --> 00:45:01,671 - You are getting very worried. - This worry is going to ill me. 1891 00:45:02,315 --> 00:45:05,193 - We're going to lose our money. - We've got to do smoothinkg. 1892 00:45:06,315 --> 00:45:07,668 l've got an idea. 1893 00:45:10,315 --> 00:45:12,192 Hey, that's a good idea. 1894 00:45:17,315 --> 00:45:20,193 Mr. Woodwor, you box real good. 1895 00:45:22,795 --> 00:45:26,185 - You boxed before? - Once or twice. 1896 00:45:26,795 --> 00:45:28,672 But it's easy to defeat Mr. Brown. 1897 00:45:29,315 --> 00:45:32,193 Somehow l don't think l'd lie to be in your shoes. 1898 00:45:43,315 --> 00:45:50,187 One, two... five... 1899 00:45:58,795 --> 00:46:00,194 Good evening everyone. 1900 00:46:04,315 --> 00:46:06,783 Mr. Brown, l want to than you for what you did last night. 1901 00:46:06,915 --> 00:46:09,190 - You were so brave. - Oh, it was nothinkg really. 1902 00:46:10,315 --> 00:46:12,192 - Mr. Brown. - What is it? 1903 00:46:12,315 --> 00:46:14,192 - He's at it again. - Who's at it again? 1904 00:46:14,595 --> 00:46:16,665 That woodpecer teacher, Mr. Javis. 1905 00:46:17,315 --> 00:46:19,670 He's maing advantages to Jamela. 1906 00:46:19,795 --> 00:46:20,784 Advances. 1907 00:46:20,915 --> 00:46:24,191 So l'm giving him a ic in his bacside. 1908 00:46:24,315 --> 00:46:26,192 Now he's challenging me to a punch up. 1909 00:46:26,595 --> 00:46:27,789 Oh, not again! 1910 00:46:27,915 --> 00:46:29,189 l don't think you should go through with it. 1911 00:46:29,315 --> 00:46:31,783 l mean, with all due respect, you are not as experienced as l am. 1912 00:46:31,915 --> 00:46:35,794 That is what l'm thinking. So l'm telling this to Mr. Javis. 1913 00:46:35,915 --> 00:46:36,904 Good. 1914 00:46:37,035 --> 00:46:39,674 The fight is taing place tonight in the gymnasium. 1915 00:46:40,795 --> 00:46:42,672 l'm sorry, l thought you were not fighting him. 1916 00:46:43,315 --> 00:46:48,184 No, not me, but l'm naming you as my substitute