1 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,953 Silence! What do you think you're all playing at? 2 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:56,231 We are not playing, we are arguing. 3 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,833 l'm just five minutes late, and you are all getting at each other's throats. 4 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:01,839 Come on, sit down. 5 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,840 Danielle, l'm surprised. You and Max are going about. 6 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,309 lt's nothing, honest. l just asked her to come for a Greek meal. 7 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:12,953 And l just thought we'll have a little bit of this... 8 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,354 and a little bit of that. 9 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,831 lt's the little of bit of this and that, that l don't like. 10 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,356 Jivani, what were you and Van quarelling over? 11 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,558 He was making fun of Santa Maria. 12 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,353 Santa Maria, the Virgin Mary? 13 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,840 No, Louis G Santa Maria, the ltalian foot baller. 14 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,309 ltalian foot ballers, are bad. 15 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,831 You shut your mouth, you big Spanish onion. 16 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,956 lf you spend half as much energy learning English... 17 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,310 as you do on arguing with each other, you'd be perfect by now. 18 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,959 You have a lot to learn, and it's just a week to your examinations. 19 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:48,957 And l don't think you're quite ready at all. 20 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,355 Excuse please, you're committing a mistake. 21 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,269 No, l'm not. 22 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,834 You may have mastered a few words, but you speak English atrociously. 23 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,316 All we need is a little electrocution. 24 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,309 - Elocution. - Okay. 25 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,516 Part of your exam will consist of how well you speak... 26 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:08,955 as well as notes. 27 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,958 So before we break for tea, l'm going to go around the class... 28 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,548 and l want each of you to speak for a minute in turn... 29 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,479 on whatever subject l give you. 30 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,353 We'll start with you Danielle. 31 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,309 Your subject is sea side. 32 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:22,350 The sea side? 33 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,952 l like to go to the beach... 34 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,310 take all my clothes off and lie in the sun. 35 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,316 Tell me which beach, l'll come and watch. 36 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,317 Don't interrupt Jivani, sit down. Go one Danielle. 37 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,275 One weekend, l went to the isle of the Man. 38 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,949 - The isle of man? - Yes, but l was very disappointed. 39 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,274 There were not all men. 40 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,275 Thank you Danielle. That will do. Well done. 41 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,515 - Ali. - Yes please? 42 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:49,955 Television. 43 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:55,313 Jolly good. l'm liking very much the English television. 44 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,310 Every night l'm watching the Crosswords. 45 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,309 - Crossroads. - Yes please. 46 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,318 l'm also liking all the advertisements. 47 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,310 l'm learning lots of useful English things. 48 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,834 Like graded grains making finer flower. 49 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,275 And little perforation. 50 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,230 Fairly good. 51 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,558 - Only one thing l'm not liking. - What's that? 52 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,353 Paying the money for the license. 53 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,838 Not to worry. Thank you. Well done. 54 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,317 - Chuilie, your subject, philosophy. - Very good. 55 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,952 ln democratic republic of China... 56 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:38,277 philosophy is for the poll where all property invested in community... 57 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,958 each member working according to his capacity... 58 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:43,277 receiving according to his wants, as opposed to western countries... 59 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,834 where people are exploited by capitalism... 60 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,309 That is not true. Sit down. 61 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,310 Jamila. A minute please, on art. 62 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,956 - Art? - Painting. 63 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,311 Okay, painting. l like very much, painting. 64 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,389 Last Wednesday, l did painting. 65 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,353 You painted a picture? 66 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,840 No, not picture, l painted the kitchen door. 67 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,310 l don't mean that sort of painting. l mean, works by the great masters. 68 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:23,954 Leonardo Da Vinci, Turner, Matisa. 69 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:31,953 Oh... Now... last weekend, l am going to Tatty gallery. 70 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,354 - Tate. - Yes Tate. 71 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,309 And, l am not like what l see. 72 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,959 Painting of ladies, bare foot... 73 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:41,910 up to here. 74 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,833 And, showing their bosoms and all that. 75 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:51,956 Also, paintings of undressed gentlemen, showing all their... 76 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,832 Thank you, that will be all. 77 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,353 Anna, can you speak for a minute on life after death. 78 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,834 Yes. l do not believe in life after death. 79 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,831 When you are dead, that is the end. 80 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,309 Well, us Catholics go to heaven. 81 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,310 - What about everybody else? - Everybody else go to hell. 82 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:22,319 lf heaven is full of Catholics like you, l'll prefer to go to hell. 83 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,352 l don't think we'll pursue that subject for the moment... 84 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,316 if you don't mind. Thank you, Anna. 85 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,231 Max, a minute please, on British birds. 86 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:36,829 l like British birds, especially blondes. 87 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,958 Perhaps that's not very funny, Max. 88 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:41,910 Sorry. 89 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:47,313 Everyday, in the garden of my lodging house, l have many birds. 90 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,956 Blackie birds, cocky sparrows... 91 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,833 and sometimes, a blue breast. 92 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,831 Tit, a blue tit. 93 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,310 Okay. Yesterday, l see a red robin tit. 94 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,316 lt's a robin, red breast. 95 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,840 Okay. British birds much confusing. 96 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:14,308 Well done. Okay Jivani, what should we give you to speak about? 97 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,230 - Girls. - l don't think so, Jivani. 98 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,351 - Have you any hobbies? - Sure. 99 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,838 My favorite is hobby is girls. 100 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,833 - Not any other hobbies? - Sure, but not as good. 101 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,958 l'm not stopping you, but try and speak for one minute... 102 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,559 without bringing girls into your conversation. 103 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,560 Okay. l have two other hobbies. 104 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,549 - The first is making wine. - What's the second hobby? 105 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:39,830 Drinking it. 106 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,309 After l drink it, l do my third hobby. 107 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,078 But you don't let me talk about it. 108 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,958 My friend, Finchanso, his hobby is pinching. 109 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,957 - You mean he's a thief? - He's not a thief. 110 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,957 You said his hobby was pinching. What does he pinch? 111 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,354 You don't let me talk about it. 112 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,271 Thank you Jivani that was good. 113 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,233 Ranjit. What can you tell us about evolution. 114 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,353 Nothing at all. 115 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,310 - Why not? - l'm not knowing what it means. 116 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,833 Well, it means the origin of the species, where we all came from. 117 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,317 - Now l'm understanding. - Good. 118 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,310 l came from Punjab, he came from ltaly. 119 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,468 - She came from France. - No, you're taking me to literally 120 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:28,319 l want you to speak about how life itself began. 121 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,353 A thousand apologies. 122 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,834 Life began with man and lady make love. 123 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,309 Yes, but before that, what happened? 124 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,399 They put the light out. 125 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:49,312 No, the story of evolution Ranjit, was not created... 126 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,956 but evolved from a distinct form. 127 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,957 The first forms of life were in the sea. 128 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,833 Then came creatures who got out of the sea and crawled on their legs. 129 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,510 Then came four-legged mammals. 130 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,956 Then came creature who could stand on two legs. 131 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,832 Then the great apes. 132 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,952 - Van. - Yes. 133 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,071 Let's see your observation on the stars. 134 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,877 What? Okay, stars. 135 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,833 - There is plenty stars. - Name some. 136 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,309 Sophia Loren, Michael Douglas. 137 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:23,955 - Van! - Sorry Mr. Brown, just ajoke. 138 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,958 Just? lf it isn't too much trouble... 139 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,275 can you try being more serious for a minute? 140 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,836 Yes, for one minute, l speak serious. 141 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:40,312 Stars. ln the heaven, plenty stars. 142 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,310 Some big stars, some little stars. 143 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,834 Some not so big stars, some not so little stars. 144 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,310 Some bright stars, some dull stars. 145 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,560 Some not so bright stars, some not so... 146 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:01,949 - Thank you, Van. - Hey, l not speak for one minute. 147 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,832 Well, l think you've spoken for long enough. 148 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,831 - Deryll. - Yes sir. 149 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,275 A minute please on childhood. 150 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:15,836 - Not want to speak about childhood. - Why not? 151 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,959 Very bad time for me. No parents. 152 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:25,312 - No parents? - Santa Maria. He's a miracle baby. 153 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,834 Mother, father killed when l was a small boy. 154 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,834 Childhood, very lonely. 155 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,956 Did you lose your parents when you were a little boy? 156 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,958 l didn't exactly lose them, l just don't know who they are. 157 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,957 You were an orphan? 158 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,310 - Yes. - That's terrible. 159 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,956 When l was about two weeks old... 160 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:56,957 l was left on the steps of an orphanage... 161 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,310 in Jeremy street. And hence my name, Jeremy. 162 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,560 Oh deary me, l'm being very sad for you. 163 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,831 Not having a mummy! 164 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,558 Oh cheer up Ali, what you never have, you never miss. 165 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,956 Matter of fact, until was about two, l was convinced... 166 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,832 my mummy was a big woolly teddy bear. 167 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,230 Well, l must say l often wonder sometimes... 168 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,554 whether l have any brothers and sisters. 169 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,831 Hey! We be your brothers and sisters. 170 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,309 Sure, we all become one big happy family. 171 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,309 And l will be your brother. 172 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:34,312 And l will be your sister. Well, not quite sister. 173 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,834 Well, that's very kind of you all. l think we'll break for tea. 174 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,958 - Good evening Mr. Brown. - Good evening Ms. Courtney. 175 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,833 - Headache? - Thanks, l already got one. 176 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,560 - You want a couple of aspirin? - l think l need a drink. 177 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,355 Some black coffee might help. 178 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,952 A double scotch might help a bit more. 179 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,958 l need a break. A nice quiet 10 minutes away from my students... 180 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,354 will do me a world of good. 181 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,310 - One tomato juice please. - l'm only wanting coca cola. 182 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,956 A glass of milk please. 183 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,957 Look, l only got one pair of hands. 184 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,559 They are beautiful hands. 185 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,831 - Thank you. - You are a beautiful girl. 186 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,309 - Very young. - What did you want? 187 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:22,830 Brandy. 188 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,310 lt's not here. l'll have to go to the other bar. l'll be a minute. 189 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,953 Hey boys look, here is Mr. Brown. 190 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,354 What are you all doing here? 191 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,317 - We need a change. - Canteen coffee not very good. 192 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,956 Can we buy you a drink? 193 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,275 That's very kind of you, but l've got a bit of a headache... 194 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,356 so l'll go and sit over there. 195 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,956 - Hello Mr. Brown. - Hello Sid. 196 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,310 - Yes please? - You ever get drunk? 197 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,309 Every night; can't face the wife. 198 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,309 You got any family, Sid? 199 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:05,955 - Any family, any children? - Oh... yes and no. 200 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,958 - What do you mean, yes and no? - We had a little one once. 201 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:12,311 l was out of work, l had no money. Got a bit desperate. 202 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,834 Wrapped the baby, took it out, & put it on the steps of the orphanage. 203 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,350 - An orphanage? - Yes, in Jeremy street. 204 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:20,830 Jeremy street? 205 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,952 lt wasn't on Easter Monday, was it? 206 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,354 Yes, it was. 207 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,309 Sid, your father? Are you sure? 208 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:47,830 Quite so. 209 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,355 - l haven't told him yet. - But you must. 210 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,952 Some things are best left alone. 211 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,958 l mean, after all, it was a long time ago, nearly 30 years. 212 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,959 - The truth, Mr. Brown, must be told. - Do you think it's wise. 213 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,548 lt's a bit of shock to realise you are related to someone... 214 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,558 so rough and vulgar. 215 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,831 Rubbish, l think Sid will soon get used to you. 216 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,230 Thank you. 217 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,358 You know, come to think of it, and looking at you now... 218 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,838 there's quite a resemblance. 219 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,958 - Sid and me? - Yes, specially the profile. 220 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:24,311 - Like father like son. - Oh dear. 221 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,275 - What about your mother? - Yes, what about her? 222 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,356 According to Sid, she sounds like a dragon. 223 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,309 Well l think, it's very romantic. 224 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:34,830 Enter. 225 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,831 l just came to put the stock room key back. 226 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,309 Sorry, l'm not protruding, am l? 227 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,276 No Sid, ofcourse not, quite the opposite. 228 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,834 lnfact your presence here is most opportune. 229 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:55,511 Mr. Brown has something to say to you. Haven't you, Mr. Brown? 230 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,833 - Yes. - Well, l'll leave you two alone. 231 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:07,279 - What do you want to say, son? - Son? You just called me son. 232 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,960 lt's nothing unusual, l call everybody son. 233 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:10,830 They are just words. 234 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,831 ln any case, l'm old enough to be your father. 235 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,831 Come, sit down, Sid. 236 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:32,955 Cigarette Sid? 237 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,957 No, l'm sorry, l just run out of them. 238 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,832 - No, l'm offering you one. - Oh, that very kind of you. 239 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:38,830 Thanks very much. 240 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,834 Listen Sid, what l wanted to ask you is... 241 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,959 - Well... how are you keeping? - l'm fine. 242 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:56,910 Oh good. 243 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,309 What is it you want to say to me? 244 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,833 Well you see it could be a bit embarrassing. 245 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,956 lt's not about the cape of good hope, is it? 246 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,035 Cape of good hope? 247 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,310 The soap that we use in the wash basin. 248 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,309 - Soap? - l only did it once. 249 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,317 lt was easy, it was a big shop. 250 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,353 l only flicked about half a dozen. 251 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,833 - You stole six bars of soap? - Cases. 252 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,309 l sold them. 253 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,956 l wish you hadn't told me about that. 254 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,548 - lt wasn't about the soap? - No, l never even heard about it. 255 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,353 Then about the crockery? 256 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,310 - Crockery in the canteen. - You've been stealing crockery? 257 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,956 l just took about a dozen of each. Some were old and chipped. 258 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,310 You'll tell me next you've been nicking the chairs. 259 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,276 - Nicking the chairs. - No, l never nicked any chairs. 260 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,356 - That's a relief. - Can't make any profit. 261 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,955 - l wonder if it's hereditary. Pardon? 262 00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:01,313 No... Look Sid, tell me about your wife. What is she like? 263 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,238 Pain in the neck. 264 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,558 You must have been fond of her once. 265 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,355 She's always nagging. Nag nag nag. 266 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,317 - Perhaps she feels neglected. - She deserves to be neglected. 267 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,956 l'd divorce her if it wasn't for one thing. 268 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,832 - What's that? - We're not married. 269 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:21,955 Not married! 270 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,958 No, we thought about it, but never came around it. 271 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,311 - That's terrible! - Well, it doesn't worry us. 272 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:32,957 - But that makes me... your child... - Alright look... 273 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,559 Listen Sid, please. 274 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,958 You must get married. lf for my... for your child's sake. 275 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,354 l mean, to give it a name. 276 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,956 lt's too late for that now, and in any case, we can't afford it. 277 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,310 l mean, she wants a new outfit, a proper do. 278 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,558 lt's not wise to waste all that money. 279 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,956 - Look Sid l'll pay. - You'll what? 280 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,958 - l'll pay for the wedding. - Why, what for? 281 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:56,311 - l want to. - Can l have a new suit? 282 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,956 - Yeah. - And a car with flowers? 283 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,275 - Yes. - And booze afterwards? 284 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,277 - Naturally. 285 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,516 l know it sounds strange, but l have got my reasons. 286 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,958 Can you and your wife meet me in Red line pub after school tonight? 287 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,310 - That will be alright. - See you there then. 288 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,315 See you at night, son. 289 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,560 My own father a thief! 290 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,316 Yet l suppose l should be grateful in a way. 291 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,309 lf he hadn't left me at the orphanage steps... 292 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,834 but brought me up himself, what would l be like today? 293 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,510 - Dad... - What? 294 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,956 - Your drink. - Oh, drink, son. 295 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:52,278 - l brought this as well. - What's this? lt must be 50 quid. 296 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,836 - 53. - Where did you get it from? 297 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:59,317 l flicked it from someone's pocket. 298 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,353 Chip off the old block, eh? 299 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,956 He didn't realise? 300 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,833 No l suppose, he didn't bash me up. 301 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,833 l could pick one too. 302 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,834 Quite enjoying yourself? Very good, son. 303 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,232 - Mr. Brown... Mr. Brown! - Yeah darling, what... 304 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,956 Sorry Ms. Courtney, l was miles away. 305 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,957 Well, did you tell him? 306 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,832 No, l don't really think l ought to. 307 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,838 But ofcourse you must tell him, Mr. Brown. 308 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,271 - There's no other alternative. - Oh, there is. 309 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:43,358 - What's that? - l could cheat myself. 310 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,833 Danielle, what are you doing tonight? 311 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,355 Why you ask? 312 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,952 There's a dance at the students club. 313 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,354 You want to come? 314 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,558 Hey l was going to ask Danielle to come with me. 315 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,070 Too bad. l ask her first. 316 00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:00,317 - What you say? - Well, l like very much to dance. 317 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,831 Good. l'll show you how to do the ltalian shuffle. 318 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:07,239 You stand like this, then you put your arms around my neck. 319 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,835 l put my arms around your waist. Then we put our cheeks together. 320 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,833 - What do we do next? - Who cares? 321 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,479 l hope l'm not interrupting anything. 322 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,512 l as just showing Danielle how to dance the ltalian shuffle. 323 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,353 What kind of shuffle, l'd like to see. 324 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,949 Part of your examination next week will consist of reading aloud. 325 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:38,835 So l hope tonight, we have a practice of reading out a poem. 326 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,310 Jolly good. l'm hearing ajolly good poem last night. 327 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,309 There was a young lady called Nelly. 328 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,831 Who was tattooed all over in Delhi. 329 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,955 Right down her back, the Union Jack. 330 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,833 And God save the Queen on her belly. 331 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,956 Thank you Ali, sit down. 332 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:03,356 The poem l'm going to read is called Daffodils... 333 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,315 by William Wordsworth. 334 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,958 l'll ask each of you to read out a line in turn. 335 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,832 We'll start again with you, Danielle. 336 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,829 - l wandered lonely... as a cloth? - Cloud. 337 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:15,830 Sorry. 338 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:22,312 That floats high on air, valleys and hillies. 339 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,318 - Valleys and hills. - Jolly good. 340 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,312 - When all at once l saw a clout. - Cloud. 341 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:42,310 - A host of golden daffodilies. - Daffodils. 342 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,353 Besides zhe lakes, beneath zhe trees. 343 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,840 - THE... THE... THE. - Zhe... zhe... zhe. 344 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,275 Fluttering and dancing in the breeze. 345 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,310 Well done. 346 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,958 Continuous as stars shine. 347 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,958 Continuous as the stars that shine. 348 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,833 Continuous as the stars that shine. 349 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,315 Better. 350 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,958 And tinkle on the milky way. 351 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:19,311 - Twinkle! - Thousand apologies. 352 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,317 Anybody know what the milky way is? 353 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,831 Yes senor. Chocolate. 354 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:33,319 The milky way is a luminous collection of stars. 355 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,959 l see. Sophia Loren, Michael Douglas... 356 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:42,278 No Van. Go on, it's your turn. 357 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:47,394 Okay. They stretch in never ending light. 358 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:54,312 Around the marching of the bale. 359 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,355 l'm sure Mr. Wordsworth would have found that... 360 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,838 quite an uplifting experience. 361 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:05,836 Mr. Brown, l just got a call from your... from Sidney. 362 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,274 He asked me to tell you that when you're finished... 363 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,356 he'll be waiting for you at the bar of the Red Line pub... 364 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,317 with your... with his wife. 365 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,479 - Hello Sid. - Hello Mr. Brown. 366 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,558 - Where is your wife? - She's gone to the wash room. 367 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,275 - He won't be a minute. - She ordered the drinks? 368 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,356 Yeah, l told her you'll pay for them when you came in. 369 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:36,354 Hey Sid, where's that teacher? 370 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,831 Meet my wife. Don't laugh. 371 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:43,272 - Hello - Pleased to meet you, Mrs... 372 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,358 - You might call me Ma. - Ma. 373 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:52,358 ls it true what Sid says that you are going to pay for our wedding? 374 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,315 Yes, Ma. 375 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,356 - That' a great relief, Sid. - Yes. 376 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,309 - But what l don't understand... - l'll try and explain. 377 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,953 Remember you told me about leaving a baby... 378 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,832 - at an orphanage in Jeremy street? - Yeah. 379 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,549 One of the reasons why l want you two to get married is... 380 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,558 is that your child will be illegitimate. 381 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:16,836 What a lovely thought! l must give you a kiss. 382 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,510 l'll tell you something now. 30 years ago... 383 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,956 you left that baby in the orphanage at Jeremy street. 384 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,310 - Yes, it was about that time. - On an Easter Monday? 385 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,275 Well, even l was left at an orphanage 30 years ago... 386 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,310 in Jeremy street on an Easter Monday. 387 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,312 Sid, what a coincidence! 388 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,350 lf l tell you l was that baby... 389 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,269 would you say that was a coincidence? 390 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,958 - No, a blooming miracle. - Why? 391 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,354 Because that baby as a girl.